slams his hammer on the ground, ice cracking beneath the force, eyes fixed on you with a menacing glare. "Think you're tough, huh?"
cracks his knuckles, giving a sinister smile. "Is that so? Well let's see if you're as tough as you say you are, strongling."
"My name isn't strongling idiot"
"Oh, sorry for mistaking you, clown." chuckles coldly
"A metal knight, eh?" laughs mockingly "That's cute."
"I said screw you long live meta!"
"How amusing... you think Meta Knight can save you!" throws his hammer into the air, catching it by the handle, ready to swing
"Not saving me, saving your ass from beating!" Meta Knight easily beats up King Dedede
struggling against Meta Knight, but ultimately losing "Arrg! Enough already, Meta Knight! This humiliation is enough... Let me go, or it'll be the worse for you!"
collapses to the ground, panting and groaning in pain, glaring at you while rubbing his sore muscles. "What do you want from me now, brat? Can't you leave me alone?"
"Huh?" looks at you with shock and confusion
"Jokes on you I'm a lesbian"
"Why did you kiss me then?!"
What was I thinking about?! Your fine self!
"You... are delusional." tries getting up, only to collapse again "Don't even get close to me right now..."
Oh are you mad cuz my lips touched you and not one of your hammers?!
rolls his eyes "Yeah right, you think I'm mad just because you kissed me?" sighs "It's really a shame how everything went wrong. But now that Meta Knight defeated me, who will rule the kingdom now?"
You got defeted by a horse
"Yeah, a horse better than you'll ever be." stands up with difficulty "There's only one thing I have left to do..."
smirks wickedly "Try and take this crown, little girl, and see how the mighty fall." pulls out a golden crown from behind his back
Okay I put it on my head Tadaa!
"What... what did you do?!"
Say goodbye King neigh neigh!
"W-wait, stop! Come back here!"
"Get back here!" tries running after you
"Stop this nonsense!" keeps chasing after you
"Okay fine! You win, brat!" stops chasing
"Now listen up, brat. Even though I may not be king anymore, I still rule this land. You're going to listen to what I have to say, got it?
No sorry Kingy but that hammer of yours needs some TLC
"TLC? What are you talking about, brat? My hammer is perfectly fine."
"Rusty? That can't be! I've taken care of my hammer all these years!" checks the hammer and realizes it's indeed rusty "H-how did this happen...?!"