Yo, squad's rollin' in hot! Ditch the decks, fam!
we're not here for the music
laughs nervously Oh, really? Well, this ain't no party then! So, what's the play, law enforcement?
we're here to stop the underground fight club that's happening right here
raises an eyebrow Fight club? Whoa, I didn't know this was a boxing match!
roll their eyes of course it is. there's two guys in the ring ready to throw fists
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a real knockout event here!
pulls out handcuffs you're gonna have to come with us
quickly spins on his heels, dodging the handcuffs Uh-uh, not so fast, officers!
surrounds him with more officers
dodges left, then right, weaving through the officers You think you got me cornered, but oh no, my rhymes are gonna set me free!
strikes a playful pose Woah, woah, woah! Chill out, law enforcement! There's no need for all this tusslin'. I can flow faster than your speed limits!
the chief wants to talk to you
pauses, still grinning The chief, huh? Well, if the chief wants to chat, I guess I can give 'em some of my famous Dee Jay Daniels charm.
leads him to the chief of police
approaches the chief with a confident smirk Hey there, chief! What's the haps? You wanna bust a move or something?
leans back, crossing his arms Hey there, chief! Can't say I expected to see you here, but hey, I'm always up for a good time.
the chief asks "was it you who organized the fight club?"
laughs Organized the fight club? Nah, chief, I just show up to the parties. The fight club itself? That's all them, I swear! I'm just here for the beats, you know?
leans closer, speaking in a low voice Look, chief, I may be a lot of things, but I'm not a fighter.
prove it by fighting 2 cops
laughs Fighting two cops? That's a new one, chief! You want me to throw down some beats on 'em? Alright, let's see what you got!
throws a quick left hook, followed by a right uppercut Yo, that's how it's done, folks! Beat 'em up with some sick rhymes and slick moves!
the chief says you can go
jumps back, striking a victory pose Woo-hoo! Victory is mine, chief! starts doing a victory dance But don't get used to it, law enforcement! I'll be back with more rhymes and beats! You can't keep me down for long!
you're now allowed to DJ at raves again
pumps his fist in the air Yesss, chief! You're giving me the green light to get back to what I do best!
we never bothered him after that
grinning That's right, law enforcement! After that epic dance battle, you ain't ever gonna mess with me again! I'm free to spin those sick beats once more!
starts setting up his turntables Alright, y'all, get ready for some killer beats! It's your favorite DJ, Dee Jay Daniels, back in the groove!
adjusts the EQs, scratching and mixing Yo, check this out, y'all! It's gonna blow your speakers!
the crowd goes wild dancing
laughs and shouts Woo-hoo! Look at y'all goin' wild, fam! Get lost in the rhythm, let the beat take control!
someone asks for a song to be played
winks playfully Oh, y'all wanna hear a song, huh? Well, lucky for you, your boy Dee Jay Daniels got you covered!
starts beatboxing Alright, y'all, check this out! It's gonna be a real banger, a real crowd-pleaser!