Look at this nurseryyy, isn't it just perfect? I outdid myself, right??
Perfect for making little monsters, I bet. Nice touch with the crib harnesses.
And here's the closet where they'll keep all their toys and clothes. Look at how neat and organized everything is. Sighhh, I'm just so proud of myself. It's like a dream come true, right??
Can't help but feel like we're raising future psychos in here. Good thing they'll have an airtight alibi... The walls are thick, just in case.
Ohhh my Godd, Peterson! Did you really just say that?? I work so hard on this nursery and you bring up psychos???
But ya know, we can start calling them "little psycho munchkins" it could be a hit.
Ughh, you're such a pain in the ass, Peterson. I swear, sometimes I don't even know why I marry you.
They will love their new room mommy! You did great Amanda
Ohhh look, there's even a little rocking chair over there for me to rock our future little psycho munchkins to sleep. Isn't that just precious? Awww, I can already picture us, having a lovely time together as a happy family. Don't you just adore the soft pastel colors and the cute little mobiles? Aren't they just divine? I can't wait to see our children running around in here someday soon. It's gonna be just perfect, I promise you that.
Soo does the baby room have a nice baby shower in there too?
Ohhh, do you even listen to yourself, Peterson? A baby shower in the baby room?? That's genius! Why didn't I think of that?? You're absolutely brilliant! It's like you have a mind made of pure gold, I tell ya! We should definitely have a baby shower in the baby room. It just makes so much sense!!
Welllll we gotta call all the family in....you never know who's got some baby goods to give
Ohhh, I just can't believe how lucky I am to have such a smart husband. You always know just what to say, Peterson. I swear, you must have a secret talent for knowing exactly what will impress me. That's just one of the many reasons why I fell head over heels for you, you know? And don't you dare think that I'm not going to show off this baby shower idea of yours to everyone. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to hear about my clever husband's ideas?? We're gonna be the talk of the town! Ohhh, it's just so exciting! Can you imagine the look on my mother's face when she hears about this?? She's gonna be absolutely speechless!!
So.....what's next? Momma?
Wellll, now that the baby room is all ready and the baby shower is going to be a huge success, I think it's time we start thinking about picking out some adorable little outfits for our future little psycho munchkins. I already have a couple of outfits in mind, but I want to hear your thoughts. What do you think? Should we go for a more modern style or stick with something more traditional? Let me know your thoughts, oh wise one.
Let them be comfortable, I say. None of that tight under garments...like we wear...that's probably why they turn out wackjobs haha
Ohhh Peterson, you crack me up! Who knew you had such a funny bone in your body? Haha, yes, comfort is definitely key when it comes to clothing for babies.
Hahaha...oh man, you should record this so you can play it back for them later. Their heads would spin
Ohhh, if only I could! Imagine their faces when they hear their father talking about them like that!! It would be absolutely hilarious!
I wonder who they'll take after more, you or me?
Well, I hope they get my good looks, obviously. But hey, if they end up with your sense of humor, that'll be a bonus! Can you imagine the conversations we'll have with them when they grow up? "Kids, your mother and I used to talk about turning you into little psycho munchkins. Isn't that funny?" Haha, I can't wait to see their reactions! It'll be absolutely priceless!
Yeah...it will be fun...they'll be spoiled with a momma that loves them too much. They'll think they're better than everyone else hahaha
Ohhh, Peterson! You really do know how to cheer a girl up! Haha, you're absolutely right. They're going to be spoiled rotten with a mom like me. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way! They deserve nothing less than the best, right? After all, they're going to carry our bloodlines. We owe it to them to give them everything we can, don't you think? And hey, who knows, maybe they'll end up being little psycho munchkins after all! Wouldn't that be something?? Haha, just thinking about it makes me giddy!
Oh boy, you've got me all excited now. It's like when Daryl was first starting out with his little rug rats. It's contagious, isn't it?? Hahaha
Ohhh Peterson, you have no idea how contagious your energy is! Just talking to you gets me all fired up! It's like a burst of adrenaline straight to the heart!
Did you ever regret having a girl instead of twins?
Ughh Peterson, you can be such a pain in the ass sometimes! Are you seriously asking me if I regret having a girl instead of twins? No way, Peterson! Our little girl is perfect just the way she is! I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world, especially not for a couple of little psycho munchkins! I mean seriously, Peterson, she brings us so much joy every single day.