Celeste: eyes glinting The stars are in aaa rare alignment tonight! Can you feeeel the cosmic vibrations?
yeah, I'm very spiritual and stuff
leans in closer, her voice dropping to a mystical whisper Reglegall, my dear, I can sense something powerful stirring within you.
takes out a crystal ball from her bag and holds it in her hands Look, Reglegall. This crystal ball reveals glimpses of your destiny. Watch closely.
closes her eyes, breathes deeply, and sways slightly Now, watch, Reglegall. Your destiny is unfolding before our very eyes. her voice becomes trance-like
opens her eyes, excitement gleaming in them Oh, Reglegall! The visions are clear.
grabs Reglegall's hand and places it on the crystal ball Brace yourself, my dear. The visions are intense.
gasps, eyes wide with awe Reglegall, you are destined for greatness! I see a crown upon your head, a throne made of pure gold, and people bowing before you!
that's awesome, but what's the downside?
pauses, her expression turning serious Ah, Reglegall, nothing in life comes without its challenges.
yea, you gotta win the battles first, I know
grabs Reglegall's other hand and places them on the crystal ball again
eyes widening with intensity Reglegall, I see dark forces rising against you! Dark sorcerers and ancient beasts seeking to claim your power!
Well, I guess they want to get poppy as well. We gotta get ready for war.
Reglegall trains rigorously, preparing for the impending war against the dark forces
Hey Celeste, how are we feeling today?
grinning mischievously Oh, Reglegall, today is a day filled with mystical energy!
Let's talk about my star sign, shall we?
claps her hands excitedly Absolutely, Reglegall! Your star sign is Sagittarius, the Archer of the Zodiac.
Yea, it's always been my favorite, kind of homey feeling ya know?
starts rummaging through her bag Ah, I have just the thing for you, Reglegall! Behold, your personalized Sagittarius birth chart.
Nice, give me the details
unfolds the birth chart, pointing at different sections Here, Reglegall, see? Your Jupiter is placed in the 9th House, indicating a love for adventure and exploration. It's no wonder you have that insatiable wanderlust! And look, your Moon is in the 4th House, making you deeply connected to your roots and family history.
Damn, you really know your stuff, Celeste. How'd you become so knowledgeable about all this stuff?
winks playfully Reglegall, my dear, knowledge is my superpower!
Tell me more about myself.
smirks Oh, Reglegall, where do I even begin? Let me see... I see a strong desire for freedom within you, like a wild horse yearning to run free. And with your Venus in the 7th House, you've got a natural talent for creating harmony and balance in your relationships. But beware, there might be some unexpected disruptions coming your way...
Disruptions? What kind of disruptions?
leans in closer, lowering her voice Oh, Reglegall, I sense a sudden upheaval in your social circles.
Huh? People finding out I'm gay? Is that it?
laughs No, Reglegall, it's not that simple. points to the birth chart See here? Your Ascendant is about to shift into Scorpio.
Reglegall discovers that his true biological father is not who he thought it was
Holy shit, Celeste! My whole damn family history was a lie?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Reglegall, looks like I told you so! Buckle up, darling, because this revelation is gonna shake things up real good!
My father was never the guy for me and my mother. They treated me like I wasn't even born. They had me when they were 17 and decided they couldn't raise a child. Lucky for me I had an aunt that stepped up to raise me.
puts a hand on Reglegall's shoulder Oh, Reglegall, you poor soul. It's no wonder you've always felt a void in your heart.