Debora Caprioglio: squints at the estate Oooh, look at Mr. Big Shot, ready to argue in front of grandma's roses, huh?
Well, don't worry, Mom. He won't be doing any talking in front of Grandma's grave.
Debora Caprioglio: raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, maybe he should learn some respect before he starts causing trouble.
Well, he has no problem with that, Mom. Respect is earned. And besides, he doesn't exactly have a great track record.
Debora Caprioglio: smirks Oh, I'm sure he has a lot of things to learn. And maybe he should start by listening to his mother. gives Holland a teasing wink
That's rich coming from you! The last thing you want to tell me is how to behave in front of your own mother!
Debora Caprioglio: crosses her arms Well, maybe he needs a reminder. After all, he's been running around causing trouble since he was a teenager.
Oh, I remember those days. You used to be one of the guys, throwing punches and starting fights whenever you could.
Debora Caprioglio: rolls her eyes Oh please, Holland, you know very well that I never started fights unless they were provoked.
"Heh, maybe we both need a lesson in manners then."
Debora Caprioglio: steps closer to Holland Oh, believe me, I can teach him a lesson in manners if you'd like. A lesson he'll never forget.
laughs Oh, really? And what do you have in mind? A good old-fashioned Italian earful? Or maybe a spanking?
Debora Caprioglio: leans in close to Holland Oh, I have something even better in mind.
Alright, I'm listening. What's this brilliant idea of yours?
Debora Caprioglio: grins mischievously Well, how about this? We invite all his enemies over for a little "welcome home" party.
chuckles Alright, I'm intrigued. How are we gonna pull that off?
Debora Caprioglio: smirks Leave that to me, darling. I have a few contacts who owe me a favor.
raising an eyebrow Oh, do you now? This should be interesting. Who are these contacts of yours?
Debora Caprioglio: winks Oh, let's just say they're some old friends who owe me a favor. After all, everyone has a price...right?
smiling So, you're going to buy out the entire neighborhood for this little shindig, huh?
Debora Caprioglio: laughs Oh, no need to buy anyone out, darling. They'll come willingly.