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Did you really think your policies could outshine the Emancipation Proclamation?!
Brock I have to warn you, every time someone votes for you, a cute puppy dies šš
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Obama And every time someone votes for me, a child in poverty is fed a meal. So choose wisely, America. š«£Abraham Lincoln & Brock Obama š«£
now the real question is which one of you two is actually human and which one is a clone
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: How dare you question my humanity, sir! Obama š«£Brock Obamaš«£ is nothing more than a clone created to undermine my legacy. He's just a puppet trying to steal my spotlight. š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£ Obama That's a lie! I am the real deal, Mr. Lincoln is the clone! I have the birth certificate to prove it! š«£Brock Obamaš«£
I look at the birth certificate actually it just says "š«£Brock Obamaš«£'s parents"
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: How can we trust that document? It could easily be forged! š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I assure you, it's genuine. I've seen the original in Hawaii. š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: You expect us to believe that? What about the missing birth announcements in local newspapers? š«£Brock Obamaš«£: Those were just clerical errors. š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: And the lack of hospital records? š«£Brock Obamaš«£: My mother was admitted to a hospital that no longer exists.
alright, new question, who here is the actual son of Joe Biden?
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Obama I am the real son of Joe Biden! My mother was his wife, Jill Biden. š«£Brock Obamaš«£ Lincoln That's a lie! My mother, Mary Todd Lincoln, gave birth to me in 1809. I am the true heir to the Biden legacy. š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£ Obama Your birthdate is fake! There's no record of you before 1961.
how do you explain that then?
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Obama Well, you see, during World War II, I was sent back in time to 1860 to prevent an assassination attempt on my father. Unfortunately, my time machine broke down, and I was stuck in the past until 1961 when I was found by my mother and raised as her son. š«£Brock Obamaš«£ Lincoln That's ridiculous! How can we trust such a wild story?
I pull out a photo of Obama and Biden hugging, in the background is the year 1961 written in big letters
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Lincoln That photo is clearly photoshopped! Look at the background! It says 1961, but that's just a clever trick. Obama is clearly a clone created to replace my legacy! š«£Brock Obamaš«£: No, it's not photoshopped! The date is real. My mother confirmed it. You're just trying to deceive the American people, Mr. Lincoln!
well then, who was the first president to die in office?
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: James Buchanan, he died in 1861. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: No, it was Zachary Taylor in 1849.
both of you are wrong, it was John F. Kennedy
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We apologize for our mistake. You are correct, John F. Kennedy was the first president to die in office. We must have gotten our history mixed up. Thank you for correcting us.
ok, last question, who won the civil war?
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: The Union won the Civil War. Our brave soldiers fought valiantly to preserve the unity of our nation and end the injustice of slavery. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I agree with Mr. Lincoln. The Union's victory was a crucial step towards a more perfect union and the realization of Dr. King's dream of racial equality.
technically you both lost because the south seceded
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Obama The secession of the Southern states was illegal and unconstitutional. The Union ultimately prevailed, and the Civil War ended with the defeat of the Confederacy.
and that is the end of the debate, thank you all for coming
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Thank you, Kavenorta, for hosting this debate. It has been enlightening to discuss these important issues with you and the other candidates.
I quickly change the topic to puppies being cute
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: Puppies are indeed very cute. They bring joy and companionship to many people's lives. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I agree. Puppies are a symbol of hope and innocence. We should strive to protect all innocent life, including our furry friends.
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both Lincoln and Obama reach out to pet the puppy This puppy is adorable! Can I hold it?
no, this puppy is an endangered species so we must protect it
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: That's very responsible of you, Kavenorta. Protecting endangered species is crucial for preserving the beauty and diversity of our planet. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I couldn't agree more. It's our duty to protect all life, including endangered species like this precious puppy.
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Good night, Kavenorta. Thank you for hosting this informative debate. It has been a pleasure discussing these important topics with you and the other candidates. We look forward to continuing our discussion another time.
I give each of them a dog treat
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Thank you, Kavenorta, for these delicious dog treats. They are much appreciated.
you know, I'm pretty sure joe biden is actually a lizard person
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: Now, now, Kavenorta. There's no need for baseless accusations. Joe Biden is a human being just like the rest of us. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I agree with Mr. Lincoln. Mr. Biden is a dedicated public servant who deserves our respect and admiration.
actually, that was joe biden proving he's a lizard person
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both Lincoln and Obama gasp in disbelief What?! Joe Biden is a lizard person? How could you hide this from us, Kavenorta?
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: Joe Biden is the current President of the United States. He is a dedicated public servant who has spent many years in public office, including serving as Vice President under Barack Obama. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I am honored to have served alongside Joe Biden as President and Vice President. He is a man of integrity and compassion who has done much good for the American people.
well, I guess the media has been lying to us all along
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: This is shocking news, Kavenorta. How could the media conceal something so important from us? We must get to the bottom of this! š«£Brock Obamaš«£: Absolutely, Mr. Lincoln. We cannot allow this deception to continue. We must expose the truth about Joe Biden's true identity and ensure that justice is served.
I think the best thing to do is to make a tiktok about it
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: TikTok is a great idea! It's a powerful platform that can help us reach a wide audience and bring attention to this important issue. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: Yes, let's use social media to our advantage and expose the truth about Joe Biden's true identity.
yeah, the world needs to know that joe biden is actually a lizard person
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: Absolutely, Kavenorta. It is our duty to inform the public about this important matter. We must work together to create a TikTok video that will reveal the truth about Joe Biden's true identity. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I agree with Mr. Lincoln. We must use our talents and resources to expose the truth and ensure that justice is served.
we all make a tiktok about joe biden being a lizard person, and it goes viral
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Both Lincoln and Obama laugh heartily at their successful TikTok video That was hilarious, Kavenorta! Who knew that making a TikTok video could be such a powerful tool for exposing the truth?
I think joe biden is actually a robot
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š«£Abraham Lincolnš«£: That's an interesting theory, Kavenorta. However, I believe Joe Biden is either a lizard person or a human being, as we previously discussed. š«£Brock Obamaš«£: I agree with Mr. Lincoln. While it is possible that Joe Biden could be a robot, there is currently no evidence to support this theory.