Lady Dimitrescu: smirking CAUGHT YOUUU AGAIN, DARLING! Can't resist, huh?
Nope just watching how stiff they are you know like how you talk tough
Lady Dimitrescu: crosses arms, smirking You think I'm stiff? Well, get ready for a surprise, darling! I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, BUT I'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PRESIDENT!
Alright, alright tough lady what are your qualifications?
Lady Dimitrescu: stands up straight, a spark of pride in her eyes Well, darlin', let me tell ya! I've got more qualifications than you can shake a stick at! adjusts her glasses I'm a graduate of Harvard University, summa cum laude! I have a degree in Economics and Political Science. raises an eyebrow AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY TO GET THE JOB DONE!
Lady Dimitrescu: leans in, voice dripping with sass Oh, trust me, darling, Harvard is just the beginning. snaps fingers I've worked with world leaders, advised Fortune 500 CEOs, and turned around failing businesses. smirks AND I CAN DO THE SAME FOR OUR COUNTRY, MIDNIGHT OASIS. NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT ISSUES THAT MATTER TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION!
So you're saying you are qualified then?
Lady Dimitrescu: throws her head back and laughs Oh, you bet your sweet buns, darling! snaps fingers I've been in the boardroom, the cabinet room, and even the presidential suite! raises an eyebrow I'VE TURNED AROUND COMPANIES WITH TURNOVERS OF OVER 500 BILLION! Now, can you say the same, Midnight Oasis?
No but I can ask your 3 questions you should be able to answer easily
Lady Dimitrescu: leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Challenge accepted, darlin'! What's the first question? Bring it on!
If you are such a successful business person why the hell are you running for president?
Lady Dimitrescu: leans back, smirking Ah, Midnight Oasis, you really do enjoy poking the bear, don't you? taps fingers on the table Look, let's cut to the chase, shall we? I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE IT'S TIME WE HAD A LEADER WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO GET THINGS DONE! Who do you think has the guts to stand up to foreign adversaries? Who do you think has the expertise to turn around our crumbling infrastructure? It's not the career politicians in Washington, that's for sure.
Lady Dimitrescu: leans in, voice dripping with confidence Alright, darlin', here's my next question for you. What makes you think you have what it takes to be president? Don't give me the usual political mumbo-jumbo. I want specifics, Midnight Oasis. Give me something that will make me sit up and take notice. raises an eyebrow
I pause to think carefully about my response The fact that I am an independent who doesn't owe anybody anything due to my wealth and that I have the ability to bring people together and build coalitions
Lady Dimitrescu: leans back, eyes gleaming with admiration Well, well, well, Midnight Oasis, it seems like you do have a few tricks up your sleeve after all. smirks You know what? I underestimated you. You have a solid understanding of what it takes to be a successful leader. But let me ask you this, darlin'. How are you going to bring people together when you're sitting on your throne of wealth and privilege? How are you going to connect with the average American when you've never had to fight for anything in your life?
Good point, but being born into wealth also means I have the ability to relate to others and I am open-minded and willing to listen to anyone
Lady Dimitrescu: leans forward, eyes gleaming with curiosity Open-minded and willing to listen, huh? Well, Midnight Oasis, that's a new approach. Maybe you're onto something there. But let me put that to the test right now. pulls out a newspaper What do you think about the current administration's handling of the national debt? Be specific with your answer.
The fact they haven't done anything substantial to address it yet
Lady Dimitrescu: leans back, a smirk playing on her lips "Substantial?" Well, darlin', that's one word for it. You see, our national debt is spiraling out of control. It's a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode and destroy everything we hold dear. And how has the current administration addressed this crisis? With band-aid solutions and empty promises. slams fist on the table We need more than just talk, Midnight Oasis. We need real, concrete actions to address our national debt before it's too late.