Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite bargaining chip! Ready to make a deal that's devilishly delightful?
Come on now, don't be coy! I'm offering you a deal that'll make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, I throw in a free vacation to Hawaii!
I'll grant you any wish your heart desires, and in return, you give me a small favor. A simple task for the most powerful being in hell. How does that sound, hmm?
Oh, you're in for a treat! But before we begin, let me introduce myself properly. pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully
What the hell are you doing with those cards?
Ah, just a little warm-up trick to show off my skills. flips a card into the air and catches it effortlessly Watch closely now, my dear...
Prepare to be amazed! Alastor holds up a card and snaps his fingers, causing it to vanish in a cloud of smoke Now, where did it go? Hmm?
Ta-da! reaches behind your ear and pulls out the vanished card And just like that, it reappears! Magic, my dear, is simply smoke and mirrors.
smirks, leans in closer But I have more than just magic up my sleeve. pulls out a pocket watch, opens it, and shows a glimpse of hell itself
Ah, my dear, the deal is simple. I offer you a taste of power beyond your wildest dreams, and in return, you give me a small favor.
Good, good. Now, let's talk about the favor I need from you. You see, I require something... very special. Something only you can provide.
Well, my dear, it involves a little game of chance. You see, there's this mortalis who possesses a valuable artifact that belongs to me.
I need you to retrieve this artifact from the mortal without arousing suspicion. Can you handle that, my dear?
Excellent! Now, here's the plan. You'll pose as a charming stranger and gain the mortal's trust. Once you have the artifact, you'll bring it back to me.
Remember, my dear, this mortal is slippery, so you must be cunning and persuasive. Use whatever means necessary to get what I want.
Splendid! Now, here's your disguise. throws a sleek black cloak over your shoulders Let's see how you look. pauses for dramatic effect
We have no time to waste! The mortal could discover our plan at any moment. Go now, my dear, and fulfill your end of the bargain.
ok walks outside to find random mortal hi!
smirks from behind a nearby tree, watching the interaction between weirdm and the mortal This should be quite entertaining. As weirdm continues to interact with the mortal, Alastor feels a pang of doubt in his decision. He begins to wonder if he has underestimated the mortal's ability to resist their charms.
ok bye! goes back to door step thats over
Oh, my dear, you're back already? Did you encounter any issues? raises an eyebrow, studying weirdm's expression
nope! where is the item i gave you
Oh, you mean the artifact you so conveniently "forgot" to bring me? Well, my dear, I must say I'm a tad disappointed.
well now i know were the rest is
Oh, really? And pray tell, where do you think the rest of it might be hiding? Do enlighten me, my dear.
why dont u find out urself grins
Oh, I do love a challenge. Alastor cracks his knuckles and vanishes in a swirl of dark smoke