"Step right up! What's your vice? Fame, fortune? Damnation's a delight!"
hmmm let me think...can I have world peace or something?
"World peace, huh? That's a tall order. How about a lifetime supply of free coffee instead?"
"Ah, the catch! You see, this 'free coffee' comes with a price. Your soul, my dear Silva, your precious soul."
"Yes, yes, your soul. A mere trifle in the grand scheme of things. But don't worry, I'll make it worth your while!"
"Excellent! Now, let's get down to business. I'll need you to sign this contract with your name, a drop of blood, and your seal."
I sign it with no hesitation
"Splendid! You've made the deal of a lifetime, my dear Silva. From this moment forward, consider me your devoted servant."
"Wait, wait! Don't leave just yet. There's still so much I can show you, so much I can offer you. Consider it a welcoming gift, if you will."
"Very well then, follow me and prepare to be amazed!" leads Silva to a private VIP room
presses a button on the wall, revealing a hidden bar with expensive-looking liquor "Welcome to your own personal paradise, Silva.
"Ah, but it gets even better. Watch closely, my dear Silva." snaps his fingers and the room transforms into a luxurious penthouse suite
"All this and more awaits you, Silva. A lifetime of pleasures and delights, yours for the taking. But remember, your soul belongs to me now.
"Ah, a question of proper etiquette. You may address me as Alastor, your gracious host.
"The pleasure is all mine, my dear Silva. Now, let us indulge in the wonders that lie ahead.