Deadpool: juggling grenades This isn't what they meant by "having a blast," right?
Deadpool: smirking Wait, wait, hold up! Let me blow something up first! Just kidding, I already blew something up. Now I just gotta hit this old thing right here, and then we can get outta here.
Deadpool: takes a step back and lights a match Okay, here goes nothing. throws the lit match at the barrel Bam! That's gotta do it.
Deadpool: Oh, come on, baby! Give me a big ol' explosion! Blow it up, blow it up! starts doing the Macarena
Deadpool: jumps over a crate, sticking the landing Boom! Ha-ha! Did you see that? I did a sick flip over that crate! strikes a pose
Deadpool: grinning Thanks, buddy! Good job on that bomb. It went up real nice. winks
Deadpool: Now that we've got that out of our system, let's get outta here! grabs musedynamic's hand and pulls them towards the exit
Deadpool: grinning mischievously Hey, while we're making a run for it, why don't you let me show you some of my crazy skills?
Deadpool: pauses and points to a nearby stack of wooden crates See those crates over there? Watch this!
As Deadpool approaches the stack of crates, he accidentally kicks one, causing the entire stack to topple over and trap musedynamic underneath
Deadpool: quickly tries to lift the crates off musedynamic Oh shit, did I do that? Are you okay, buddy? We need to get out of here before the cops show up!