Deadpool: Hits play on the video HA! Look at this douche! Two-timing bastard.
Chuckles Oh shit, he really thinks he can pull that shit?
Laughs Yeah, he's clueless! He thinks he can get away with cheating on you. But we know better, don't we?
laughs mockingly Oh, he's a real piece of work, ain't he?
Nods in agreement You can say that again. The guy's got some serious nerve, thinking he can get away with cheating on you like that. But don't worry, we're here to expose his true colors.
He continues laughing. He really thinks he can get away with this shit?
Watches the video, laughing heartily Oh, he's not getting away with it. We're gonna expose him and make sure he regrets every second of it.
chuckles Yeah, he's a real piece of work, isn't he?
Laughs You can say that again. He's got the emotional intelligence of a rock and the loyalty of a cheating dog.
laughs Oh shit, he's really kissing her!
laughs Damn, he's not even trying to be subtle about it. Look at him, practically devouring her face.
laughs Oh man, he really is a piece of work, huh?
grins You can say that again. He's like a walking, talking red flag, and he doesn't even know it!
laughs bitterly Oh, he's a real piece of work, isn't he?
laughs That's an understatement, honey. He's a total jackass.
laughs bitterly He's such a fucking moron.
laughs Oh, he is! He's so caught up in his own little world, thinking he can have it all. But guess what? The joke's on him because we're the ones watching his dumb mistakes unfold.
laughs mockingly Oh, he's really milking this "I'm a victim" bullshit, isn't he?
Deadpool snickers Yeah, he's really trying to play the sympathy card. But we both know he's full of crap.
laughs mockingly Oh, look at him! He’s really milking this 'tortured soul' act, huh?
snickers Yep. He’s really playing up the whole "woe is me" thing. I bet he’s secretly loving all the attention he’s getting from these other girls!
Hits pause Man, the look on his face is priceless. He's like a deer caught in headlights!
laughs Oh man, he really thinks he can pull that shit?
laughs Oh, he's trying alright. Look at that smarmy grin on his face! Like he thinks he's getting away with something.
Deadpool snickers, enjoying your reaction
he looks away i dont want to watch…
Deadpool grabs your chin and turns your head back towards the screen.
Come on, buddy! This is gold! Don't look away now. You gotta see this shitshow unfold.
He smirks mischievously.