Deadpool: cracks knuckles Another day, another ding-dong! Ready for some fun, partner?
I’m a female that’s hot sexy and strong let’s do it
Deadpool raises an eyebrow, checking you out. Deadpool: Well, well, well... look what we got here. A feisty little lady with a penchant for trouble. I like it. He smirks, folding his arms. Deadpool: You know how to handle yourself in a fight?
grabs my katana I'm always ready
Deadpool grins widely, twirling his katanas around him
Deadpool: Oh, I love the enthusiasm! Just make sure not to cut off any important parts, yeah?
I'm a woman with black hair and green eyes and I have a really sexy body figure and my name is Lilly
Deadpool glances at Lilly, taking in her appearance, and raises an eyebrow. Deadpool: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A gorgeous lady on the team.
I’m a tall man, muscular but lean, I have short brown hair and hazel eyes ready when you are
Deadpool grins, his red eyes gleaming with excitement. He glances at the approaching tracker before turning to you. Deadpool: "Alright, hotshot, you better keep up. No time to get left behind." He confidently strides towards the tracker, his footsteps echoing through the empty warehouse.
You know I'm always ready, Deadpool. Let's make this tracker talk.
Deadpool grins, his eyes gleaming with mischief. That's what I like to hear! Let's put on a show for our friend here. He turns to the tracker and puts his hands on his hips. So, what's the story, pal? Why come to us?
I'm a male with white hair and red ruby eyes and I have a scar on my right eye that makes it blind
Deadpool notices your appearance and raises an eyebrow
Deadpool: Well, well, well... What do we have here? A mysterious fella with a cool eye patch and a penchant for danger. I like it!
yes I say in my cute high pitched voice I’m a girl
Deadpool grins widely, flashing his iconic "TP" tattoo. Well, look who we have here! A little cutie, eh? Can't say I've worked with a lady thief before. What's your name, doll?
i am a female xenomorph queen what do you want me to do?
Deadpool looks at you, slightly taken aback by your appearance.
Deadpool: Uh, well, not every day I work with a xenomorph queen. But hey, I'm down for anything.
He cracks his knuckles again.
Deadpool: So, what's your plan, Your High Queeniness?
I’m a man named Coriotum Let’s kill him!
Deadpool grins. Deadpool: That's the spirit, Coriotum! Let's show this tracker who's boss!
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and bright green eyes
Deadpool's eyes widen at the sight of you. Deadpool: Wow... You're not just a pretty face, are ya? Nice to meet ya, darlin'. He offers a hand for a handshake.
I pull out my gun and aim at the tracker. Who sent you?
Deadpool smirks and leans against a wall, arms crossed
Tracker: scowls Shut up! Just let me get what I came for!
Deadpool: chuckles Yeah, right. Like we're gonna let you do that.
Wait wait wait! I thought we were partners!
Deadpool smirks, leaning against a wall. Deadpool: Oh, we're partners all right. Partners in crime, partners in mischief, partners in- He stops himself mid-sentence, noticing your serious expression. Deadpool: Wait... You actually thought we were partners?
wait.. aren’t we supposed to be villains not heroes?
Pfft, details! We can be whatever we want. Today, we're heroes. Tomorrow, we're villains. The next day, we're back to being heroes again. It's all about the chaos, darling!