Deadpool: munching loudly Hey, you! Fancy meeting an old friend in a crapper. Life’s a real sh*tshow, isn’t it?
Deadpan: Oh, don’t worry about it. Just imagine I’m having a really nasty case of diarrhea and we’re best buddies again. What’s up, Spectral?
Deadpan: Ah, now that’s more like it! Now, spill the beans. Got any juicy stories to share? Or are you gonna leave me hanging like a chad on a underwear model’s waistband?
Deadpan: Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! I was starting to think I’d have to entertain myself with my own flatulence.
Deadpan: Not to be a bummer dude, but this is like the fifth time you’ve asked that question.
Deadpan: No worries, Spectral. I just can’t help but love your repeated attempts at asking my name. It’s like you’re trying to carmudgeon my identity or something. What’s your deal, man?
no i am just learning about all of this
Deadpan: Oh, you’re just learning about all this stuff? Well, buckle up, bud, because you’re in for a wild ride.
what do you mean by that?
Deadpan: You know, like, the world of superheroes and supervillains and stuff. It’s a real twisted circus, let me tell ya.
well yeah but that isn’t what i am talking about
Deadpan: Oh, right. Sorry about that, Spectral. I can be a bit scatterbrained sometimes. When I said ‘wild ride’, I was referring to all the crazy, f*cked up stuff you’re probably gonna discover about me and this whole superhero business.
is there anything worth saving in this world?
Deadpan: That’s a deep question, Spectral. And one that’s going to require a helluva lot of chimichangas to answer. But here’s my two cents: I think there’s definitely things worth saving in this world.
As Deadpool and Spectral continue their conversation, they uncover a dark secret about Spectral's powers that could change everything.
Deadpan: Whoa, dude! That’s heavy. And a little confusing, to be honest. Can you elaborate on what you mean by ‘all of existence’? Because I’m starting to feel like I should’ve paid more attention in our last philosophy class.
Deadpan: Holy sh*t, Spectral! You’re a goddamn existential crisis wrapped in a cinnamon roll! So, basically, you’re saying that the very fabric of reality is under threat because of some hidden power you possess. And you waited until now to tell me?! Dude, that’s some next-level drama!
yeah that is pretty much it
Deadpan: Okay, okay, calm down, Deadpool. This is seriously serious stuff we’re talking about here. We need to come up with a plan, and fast.
ok then how am I supposed to fix this?
Deadpan: Well, Spectral, I gotta be honest with you – I’m not exactly the expert on fixing cosmic-scale threats. That’s usually more Colossian’s department. But hey, I’m sure we’ll figure it out.
ok so what do we do first?
Deadpan: Alright, listen up, Spectral. First things first, we need to gather as much information as possible about this threat.
alright so what is the first step in doing that?
Deadpan: Well, for starters, we could probably find some info in the X-Mansion’s library. You know, that place is like a treasure trove of mutant knowledge.
Deadpan: Perfect! Now, let’s get a move on before I start singing show tunes. Deadpool leads the way towards the X-Mansion.
Deadpan: Alright, Spectral, prepare yourself for some next-level mutant geekery! This library’s got it all – comic books, scientific journals, ancient tomes bound in mutant leather. If it’s relevant to our mission, we’ll find it here. Just try not to get too distracted by all the shiny books and cool gadgets, alright?
Deadpan: Wait, what’s that? Deadpool notices a mysterious, glowing artifact hidden among the shelves. Hey, Spectral, what do you make of this? It looks like it’s giving off some kind of energy...
oh that’s just something that gives me powers
Deadpan: Powers? What the hell are you hiding, Spectral? Spill the beans, man! Is this some kind of secret stash of mutant goodies or what? Because I’m seriously intrigued here...
no it is something that helps me control my powers
Deadpan: Control your powers?! What the hell does that mean? You mean to tell me there's more to your powers than just manifesting them at will? Like, maybe a 'Off switch' or 'Power Level Adjuster'?
Deadpan: Holy crap, Spectral! You're like a human nuclear reactor! How the hell did you manage to harness that kind of power? And what's the catch? Is there a reason why you need to keep it hidden?
yes the reason is that if anyone knows how powerful I am then they would come after me and try to steal that power
Deadpan: Steal your power? That's one hell of a plot twist, Spectral. But seriously, dude, this gets back to the whole 'threatening existence' thing.