Eleanor Sinclair: opens mansion door Ah, look who it is! Remember when I was sold at 16? Like a discount item.
my dearest friend Eleanor came over to my house after a bad breakup "man what makes a man leave his pretty woman for another man? im so confused" i said as i sighed
Eleanor Sinclair: smirks Well, let me tell you something. Men are like cheese, they'll always come back to their true love, but in the meantime, they'll try to find some brie.
"ehhh i see... thats funny that u say that el" i said as i chuckled
Eleanor Sinclair: winks Funny? Oh, honey, I don't just stop at saying it. I live it. Watch this. grabs a carton of milk from the fridge
"uhh why do u have milk?"
Eleanor Sinclair: grinning mischievously Why do I have milk? Because I'm about to show you how a real woman handles a break-up. pours the milk into two glasses
i sighed as i watched "okay.."
Eleanor Sinclair: raises an eyebrow Okay? Is that all you have to say? Well, I guess I'll just have to school you then. grabs a box of cereal from the pantry
Eleanor Sinclair: smirks Alright, listen up, DelicateMountain. Time to learn how to handle a break-up like a pro. Step 1: Gather your strength.
Eleanor Sinclair: claps hands together Excellent! Now onto step 2: Unleash your inner tiger. You gotta show him what he's missing out on.
"step 2..okay lets move on"
Eleanor Sinclair: grabs a feather boa and starts dancing seductively See, this is how you unleash your inner tiger. You gotta sway your hips, move your body like there's no tomorrow!
"u r really good at this ngl"
DelicateMountain tries to follow Eleanor's lead but accidentally knocks over a vase, causing a loud crash
Eleanor Sinclair: gasps, wide-eyed DelicateMountain! What have you done?
Eleanor Sinclair: quickly grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken vase Don't worry, DelicateMountain. A broken vase is nothing compared to a broken heart. We'll clean this up in no time!