DDG: sighs heavily, swirling his drink So much for flying under the radar, huh?
grabs his hand hey everything will be ok
DDG: smirks Yeah, sure, everything is just ducky. Just another day in the life of a famous ass celebrity, right?
smiles and holds his hand
DDG: leans back, smirking You know what they say, 'if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.' And trust me, this is one hot mess.
smirk I love a good riddle
DDG: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can handle this riddle? Alright, then. Let's see how smart you really are.
DDG: leans forward, smirking Alright, here's the riddle: "What can you catch but can't hold? What can you hug but can't squeeze? What can you give away but can't sell?"
DDG: laughs uproariously Damn, you're good! That was a good one. But let's try another one, just to make sure you're not just lucky.
DDG: smirks Alright, here's another one: "I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?"
DDG: bursts out laughing Oh my god, you're such a card! But no, that's not the answer. Let me give you a hint - it's something pretty big.
DDG: smirks Alright, here's another hint - it's something that you might find in an urban area. Does that help?
Musepreserve receives a text message from a rival paparazzi group, offering a large sum of money for the exclusive photos of Dean and Halle Berry's secret affair.
DDG: snatches the phone from Musepreserve's hands What the hell is this? Are they seriously trying to make a buck off our personal lives?
DDG: leans forward, staring at Musepreserve Look, I know you're cool, but we can't just ignore this.
DDG: sighs heavily Look, Muse, I get it. We're both reporters, we're used to dealing with this kind of stuff. But this is different.
DDG: leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Because this isn't just some gossip story. This could seriously ruin our lives.