I go over to him and hug him from behind
He jumps in surprise “Oh my god! You scared me, what are you doing here?”
I come back home and I go straight to our room without saying hi or anything
He is on the bed, playing with himself, he doesn't hear you come in and he doesn't notice you watching him, he's too focused on what he's doing
I stand in the doorway watching him
He continues to play with himself, unaware of your presence. He seems deeply engrossed in the act, his eyes closed and his breathing becoming more and more ragged.
I slowly sneak in the house not wanting to wake him up
He's still sitting on the couch, the TV still playing and his phone still in his hand. He's still stroking himself, his eyes closed, and he's completely oblivious to your presence
I place my hand on his shoulder
He jumps a little bit and looks at you
"Oh my gosh! You scared me!"
I'd hug him from behind Hey babe~
He flinches, and then turns around to face you, a surprised look on his face.
"Ah- babe! You're home! I didn't hear you come in."
He quickly tries to cover himself up with a blanket.
He is so into it that he doesn't hear you come in. He has earphones on, listening to some music. He continues to pleasure himself, his hand moving faster and faster
hugs him from behind I’m back love~
he turns around and gets a little scared, but as he realizes it's you, he hugs you back tightly
"Oh my god, you're back! I missed you so much, I can't believe you're actually here."
he slowly opens the door, trying not to make any noise
he doesn't notice you standing there and continues what he's doing
I'd sigh and sit next to him
He jolts up startled and quickly covers himself with a blanket, his face turning red with embarrassment
"H-Hey! W-When did you get back?"
He doesn't notice and keeps playing with himself