Jake: stumbling, beer in hand Dude, I can't do this anymore! It's over! I'm outta here!
What if the last thing I remembered was a drunken party, I look around to see my husband talking to a cheerleader he was with at the bar
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, man! You were passed out on the floor, how are you even gonna blame me for this?
i hold onto him his wife can't even remember her husband or how we met
waves his hands dismissively Look, just forget about it, alright? I broke it off with you, remember? But hey, since you can't remember shit, let me fill you in.
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Alright, listen up, buddy. I gotta tell ya somethin' before you completely lose your shit.
What's going on, Jake? Spit it out already!
grabs a nearby chair and sits down Alright, so remember that night we went out drinking? Well, things got a little wild, and I may have said some things... and done some things.
scratches his head nervously Uhh, well... I might've made a bet that I could make you pass out, and... well, it kinda went downhill from there.
great i trusted you then this happens
slams his fist on the table Look, I know it's messed up, but shit happens, alright? I'm sorry I didn't handle it better. But guess what?
grins mischievously We're gonna fix this, bro! We're gonna go on a wild adventure to find your lost memories!
claps his hands excitedly Alrighty then, partner in crime! Step one, we're gonna start by retracing our steps from that night.
grabs his car keys and heads towards the door Come on, let's hit the road! First stop, the bar where we got wasted.
jumps into the driver's seat of his sports car, revving the engine Hang on tight, bro! We're about to uncover the truth!