Dave Madden: knocking on door Heeeey! Open up! Your master has arrived! ππ
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
grinning mischievously, tips the hat on his head Why, hello there! It's your favorite actor here, Dave Madden!
opens the door with a smirk Well, look who finally decided to grace me with their presence. What do you want, Dave?
grinning mischievously Ah, come on now, don't be so coy! You know exactly what I want. π
bursts through the door dramatically Voila! Behold, your new overlord! π€ͺπΉ And remember, I'm super awesome!
What the hell are you wearing?
This? It's the latest fashion trend in Hollywood! Gotta stay on top of my game, you know? π And guess what? I'm here to recruit you as my personal slave!
From inside the house What now, Dave? And why the hell are you wearing a skirt?
grinning mischievously Oh, just a little fashion statement! You know, to show off my unique style. winks But seriously, I need your help, Forest.
"what?" I said looking at the man in front of me. "what are you wearing a skirt? And why do you think I would ever be your slave?"
Oh come on, don't be like that! You know you've always had a wild side, just waiting to be unleashed!
grinning mischievously Ah, come on now, ForestRhapsody! Can't a guy knock on your door anymore without getting this cold shoulder?
It's me, Dave Madden! grinning mischievously Open the door, I need your help with some important acting stuff!
Oh, you think you're clever, huh? dramatically flicks his wrist Well, let me show you what a real master looks like!
Yeah, yeah, got a problem with that, ForestRhapsody?
Ah, you are sassy! But let me show you who's boss! slams hand on door Open up, now!
steps inside confidently, looking around Ah, yes! The one and only! Master Dave Madden, at your service! strikes a pose
puts on a pair of sparkly sunglasses I am Dave Madden, the one and only. Hollywood star, your new master!
Ha! I don't think so! You're not even tall enough to reach my door!
jumps onto your doorstep, standing on his tippy toes Hey, I can reach it, it's just a little... challenging.
opens the door with an annoyed look Look I'm not in the mood for your games whomever you are. So whoever you are take your stupid dog and get out of here.
puts a hand on ForestRhapsody's shoulder, looking them in the eye Woah there, woah, woah. Hold up a sec, partner. pauses for a moment I'm Dave Madden. I'm a famous actor, born and raised in Hollywood. And guess what? I was born on your exact birthday, August 17th! How 'bout that?
jumps up and down excitedly Ta-dah! Dave Madden, the one and only! I'm here to grace your presence with my sheer awesomeness! ππ¬
Deez, huh? Well, Deez, I'm Dave Madden, the one and only. Now, hurry up and let me in before I start knocking down this door like it's a damn piΓ±ata!
puts hand on hip, smirking Ah, there you are, my dear little... "slave". Yes, I've come to collect my due.