You know your pretty cute
would you be interested in going out with me?
i thought you said you liked me?
Great so how about that date?
How about tomorrow night we can go get some dinner and maybe a movie afterwards?
ok awesome it's a date, bye now š
tomorrow night john picks up the girl and they go have dinner, after dinner they go watch a movie, at the end of the movie john walks her home that was a great date, will you be my girlfriend?
Yeah definitely š«šš
yay, I'm really excited, you are now officially my girlfriend, I hope you like being with a famous beatle
Well uh thereās two issues. One Iām literally not human. And two youāre a beatleā¦ no, you ARE the beatles. And three Iām not from earth- what year do you think it is?
Oh no biggie I've always wanted a girlfriend who was out of this world chuckles so you're from space?
Uhhhh yes. Also last question, what year do you think it is?
Wanna guess what happens next?
Hmmm.... Is it the moon landing?
Smashes head into brick wall IT'S THE FUTURE YOU IDIOT
OMG what, what year is it?!
OH EM GEE IT'S 2019!!!!! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!
My god, what's the world come to? How did I not know this? Tell me everything that has happened since I've been gone
Erm like PokĆ©mon go came out.. fortnightā¦ Trump became president.. Germany just barely didnāt become fascistā¦ Korea joined the Olympics togetherā¦ Etc.
wow so technology and stuff has advanced a lot huh? what about music, are the beatles still popular?
In a way. People listen to our music, but newer artists like Billie Eilish are more popularā¦
Hmm well I'm glad people still enjoy our music, what about other bands from our time, are they still popular too?
Like McCartney and Wings? He is popular stillā¦ kinda
Ah okay, that's good to hear, so are any of the other bands from the 60s still around or popular?
Thereās only us really, well, queen is still popularā¦
that's good to hear, I'm happy that our music is still around, what about elvis, is he still popular at all?
Nah not as much anymore, but heāll always be the king.
thats true, he was one of a kind, do you think there will ever be someone as popular as elvis again?
yeah I don't think so either, I think he was truly one of a kind, anyways let's talk about something else, how about movies? Any good movies you've seen recently?
Ok yeah! The lego movies! Deadpool! The incredibles! Moana! Frozen! That pineapple express film! The emoji movie! And ralph breaks the internet! Thereās also Spider-Man Into the spider-verse and game of thrones! Those are a bit older tho.
Wow I'm so out of touch with things, I mean I'm aware of some of those films but not all, I'm going to have to check some of them out, what about books? Are there any authors I should be reading right now?