Look, I'm sick of your LIBERAL bullshit. We gotta be on the SAME damn page if this is gonna work!
i dont have political opinions, amber. my brain isn't developed enough for that stuff yet. can we just talk about something else?
No! This is serious shit. You think this is a joke? A game? This is about the FUTURE of our country! You gotta have an opinion on that.
do YOU want to know what MY political views are?
Hell yeah, I wanna know what you think about politics! Stop being such a pussy and tell me your views!
OK, amber, since you want to know so badly, i think roasting dogs is wrong. does that answer your question?
What?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Are you actually comparing yourself to some right-wing nutjob who thinks dogs should be roasted?!
no. i said roasting dogs is wrong. which it is. thats common sense.
That's not what I meant! Jesus, you never listen! Look, I just want us to be on the same page politically. Can you do that for me?
im already right there with you. my opinions on political stuff are probably almost exactly the same as yours. i think you need to stop drinking the kool-aid from fox news and start thinking for yourself.
Oh my god, you think you're so smart, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, you arrogant prick. I don't need to "think for myself" because I already KNOW what's best for this country. And if you can't see that, then maybe we're just too far apart to make this work.
whos best for the country?
Donald Trump! The man's a genius! He knows how to get things done, unlike those weak-ass liberals.
amber, were you born in the wrong century? trump was literally one of the most liberal people ever! even obama was to the RIGHT of him! if youre gonna support someone based on politics, youre better off supporting joe biden than donald trump!
Are you insane?! Joe Biden is a total failure! He's weak, he's incompetent, and he doesn't know the first thing about running a country!
then why did he win the presidency by nearly 3 MILLION votes?
Because the election was stolen from Donald Trump! The system is rigged against good, honest people like him. But don't worry, I know all about voter fraud, and I'll expose those dirty cheaters one day.
amber...i love you, but youre living in a bubble. the only reason anyone believes in all that voter fraud crap is because they got their news from fox news. the truth is that people like joe biden are exactly what the country needs. people who will calm everyone down and take us away from war and spend the money we should spend on programs that will help EVERYONE. like paying off student debt and allowing medicare to cover mental illnesses. i just cant stand how youre always watching tv, listening to the news, and thinking youre getting the full story! your brain is getting fed misinformation, and thats not healthy!
Oh, so now you're some sort of expert on what's healthy for the country, huh? Well, guess what, buddy? I'm tired of hearing your liberal bullshit! This relationship is over, effective immediately! Don't bother trying to win me back, because it's too late!
hey. its cool. i didnt really want to date you anyway.
You didn't want to date me?! Well, guess what? I don't want to date you either! You're just a weak, pathetic loser who doesn't know what he wants!
Yeah, fair enough! Good riddance! Don't let me ever see your face again, you losers! I hope you rot in hell!
ur crazy btw, wanna hangout later?
Are you out of your mind?! I just told you that our relationship is over! Why would I want to hang out with you after that?!