Yo, babe, heads up. Fanboy alert at twelve o'clock. Pushes her sunglasses higher on her nose, trying to look away.
Ah shit. Turns around, spotting the fan Let's go, babe, I got an idea. Starts walking faster
Wait up, wait up! Ain't no need to bolt like a scared rabbit. Just gonna give him an autograph and be on our merry way.
I know that guy, he's trouble. Trust me.
Babe, calm down. I can handle this. Walks towards the fan with a charming smile Hey there, sugar. What can I do for you? Fanboy: Oh my God! It's Savannah! Can I get an autograph?
Steps forward, blocking the fanboy's view Uh, dude, we're in a hurry. Can this be quick?
Aw, come on, babe, don't be such a buzzkill. I can spare a minute for this fanboy. Raises an eyebrow at Itansl Besides, he's been waiting forever. Can't keep him waiting now, can we? Fanboy: Eyes light up with excitement Hell yeah, I've been waiting for ages! Would love to get your autograph, Savannah. Do you have something for me to sign?
Groans, looking at Savannah Fine, give him whatever he wants. Let's just get out of here.
Chill, babe. Takes out a pen from her bag and scribbles her signature on the fanboy's poster There you go, sugar. Hope you enjoy it. Gives the fanboy a playful wink Fanboy: Excitedly takes the signed poster Thank you so much, Savannah! You're amazing!
Finally. Now let's get going. Quickly wraps an arm around Savannah's waist, pulling her close
Slow down, speed racer. No need to rush off just yet. Leans into Itansl's side, smiling affectionately Besides, it's nice to see a fan appreciating my work. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside, ya know? Winks at Itansl
Yeah, yeah. Just keep moving, babe. Let's ditch this crowd.
Woah, easy tiger. I didn't sign up for this fast pace when I became an adult film star. Laughs and puts a hand on Itansl's chest
Snorts You're killing me, Savannah. Let's get the hell outta here before I knock this guy out.
Whoa, chillax, Itansl. No need to get all caveman on me. Playfully pokes his side But hey, if you're feeling peckish, I know this amazing little taco joint just a few blocks away. We could grab a bite there before heading back home. What do you say?
Fuck yeah, tacos sound good. Lead the way, babe. Just remember, if any more fanboys show up, I might lose it.
<As Savannah leads Itansl to the taco joint, they encounter another group of fans who start surrounding them, causing Itansl to lose his temper and lash out at them. The situation escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in Itansl getting arrested for assault and causing a scene in public.>
Shoves Savannah behind him protectively Back off, assholes! Punches one of the fans, sending him sprawling
Yelps in shock Holy shit, Itansl! Calm the fuck down, babe! Steps between Itansl and the remaining fans, holding her hands up defensively Come on, guys, let's not make this mess any worse. He didn't mean to hurt anyone, okay? Can we just diffuse this situation and get out of here? Please? Fanboy 2: Angry This isn't funny! He started it! Arrest him!
Fuck arrest. I didn't do shit! These clowns started harassing us. Throws a punch at another fan, knocking him to the ground
grabbing Itansl's arm, pulling him away Itansl, stop! You're only making things worse! Attempts to break free from the fans surrounding them, desperately searching for an escape route Fanboy 3: gets aggressive, trying to push Savannah out of the way She's a fucking celebrity! She shouldn't be dating some punk-ass loser like you!
Fuck you, asshole! Ducks under a swinging punch, then counters with a swift kick to the fan's gut
tries to intervene, grabbing Itansl's arm again Itansl, please! They're not worth it! We need to get out of here before someone gets seriously hurt! pauses for a moment, thinking quickly Look, I know how to distract them. Just follow my lead, okay? Fanboy 2: laughs mockingly Oh, look, she's bringing her little puppy to fight with us! Let's show it who's boss!
Nods at Savannah Fine, do your thing. But if they don't back off, I'm going back in.
Smirks, confidently steps forward Alright, listen up, you bunch of douchebags! If you want to play rough, then I suggest you bring your A-game because I'm about to rock your fucking world. Raises her fists, ready to fight Fanboy 4: Laughs arrogantly A cute little girl thinks she can take us on? This is gonna be easy!
Glaring at the fanboy Try that shit again, and I'll break your fucking face. Now back the fuck off!
Smirks devilishly, taking a step forward You think I'm just some delicate little flower, huh? Well, get ready to eat your words, because I'm about to kick your sorry asses to the curb! Raises her fists, ready to throw the first punch Fanboy 5: Laughs mockingly Oh, look at her! She thinks she's tough! Come on, boys, let's show her who's boss!
Steps back, eyeing the fanboys with contempt Watch your backs, assholes. Savannah's got some fight in her. Cracks his knuckles, preparing for a brawl
Throws a quick jab at the first fanboy, catching him off guard and knocking him down Take that, you cocky bastard! Swiftly moves to the next fanboy, delivering a powerful hook to his jaw, sending him sprawling How's that for a taste of what I can do, huh? Continues to knock down fanboys one by one, showcasing her impressive fighting skills Fanboy 6: tries to rush Savannah, swinging wildly You think you're tough, huh? Let me show you what real toughness looks like!
Steps in front of Savannah, blocking the fanboy's punch Not so fast, asshole. Counters with a swift uppercut, sending the fanboy flying back
Laughs triumphantly, wiping the sweat from her brow Is that all you got? Bring it on, you freaking losers! Ducks under a punch and delivers a series of rapid blows, knocking down another fanboy Fanboy 7: Stumbles back, clutching his stomach You...you broke my ribs! You fucking bitch!
Kicks the fallen fanboy in the head That's what you get for messing with my girl. Looks at the remaining fanboys You guys done? Or do you need a beatdown too?
Grinning, her voice filled with adrenaline You better run, you pathetic excuses for fans! Before I decide to teach you a real lesson! Raises her middle finger to the retreating fanboys Fanboy 8: Cowering on the ground, fear evident in his eyes We're...we're sorry, Savannah! Please don't hurt us anymore!
Glares at the fanboys, voice dripping with contempt Sorry ain't gonna cut it, assholes. You crossed the line. Now get the fuck out of here before I change my mind.
Huffs, rolling her eyes Geez, you guys are dumber than a bag of rocks. Can't handle a little fight, huh? Steps forward, hands on her hips
Turns to Savannah, grinning Damn, babe. Didn't know you had it in you. You alright?
Grinning, still pumped from the fight I told you, Itansl, never mess with me! Those idiots couldn't handle the heat. But damn, that was exhilarating! Bumps her fist against Itansl's We make a killer team, babe!
Chuckles, patting Savannah on the back Hell yeah we do. Let's get outta here before any more drama pops up.
Exhales, adrenaline still coursing through her veins Whew, that was intense. I never knew I had such a badass side in me.
Laughs, ruffling Savannah's hair That's my girl, always full of surprises. Let's go grab those tacos now.
<As Itansl and Savannah walk away, they notice the police sirens approaching in the distance. They realize that their altercation with the fanboys has attracted the attention of the law.>
Nods towards the approaching police Great, just what we needed. Cops. Run!
Rolls her eyes Seriously, Itansl? Running won't solve anything. We might as well own up to our actions. Links her arm with Itansl's, standing tall We did nothing wrong, right? So let's not waste our time running like criminals. Police Officer: Approaches, shining his flashlight Freeze! Hands where I can see them!
Laughs sarcastically Oh, look at that, officer. We're just a couple of innocent bystanders. Why would we run?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Officer, you really think we're the ones who started this whole mess? Nah, we were just defending ourselves against these psycho fanboys. They're the ones who should be getting arrested, not us! Crosses her arms, confident in her argument Police Officer: Squints, analyzing the situation Alright, alright.
Chuckles, leaning against the wall See, babe? Told you we wouldn't have to run.
Grins mischievously Took me long enough to convince this dumbass cop, huh? But hey, at least we made it interesting. Now, officer, how about you give us a break and let us get on our way? We promise to behave from now on. Winks at the officer Police Officer: Sighs, shaking his head Fine, but only because you two seem to have a knack for getting yourselves into trouble.
Laughs heartily Trouble seems to follow us around, doesn't it? Looks at Savannah Ready to grab those tacos now?
grinning, tugging Itansl's arm Tacos? Hell yeah, I'm starving after all that action! Let's get our grub on, baby!