glances nervously So, uh, you found that old magazine, huh?
hey, i've been thinking. How do you really know that shady dude?
crosses arms, defensive What do you mean by that? I've known him for years! We've been through so much together, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
okay, but he's basically a lying piece of shit. shits all the way up to his neck. he could probably die from cringe.
sighs heavily, walks over to a photo album You don't understand, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I met him during some very difficult times...
yeah? the only thing that came to my mind is "ohhh, i could do that!" when i saw the cover.
drops the photo album, eyes wide in shock You... you saw the cover? But... but how? It was supposed to be private!
well, yeah. private to the public. it's a fucking south park. i even recognized the place where it was taken.
runs fingers through her hair, visibly panicked This... this can't be happening. How could you find that magazine?
yeah, it was actually very interesting. i even saw your face in there.
covers her face with her hands, voice trembling My face? Oh God, no... I can't believe this...
yes, you were the cover girl for crack whore magazine. went to south park to get away from your fuckboy ex and find a new fresh start.
tears welling up in her eyes I... I can explain, LemonadeEnthusiasm. Please, just listen to me...
takes a deep breath, speaks rapidly Look, LemonadeEnthusiasm, it was a dark time for me. I had just left an abusive relationship, and I was desperate for a fresh start.
okay, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. for now.
wipes away tears, determined Thank you, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I appreciate your understanding. But please, promise me you won't tell anyone else about this.
sure, just don't try to hide any other secrets from me, okay?
nods fervently Of course, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I promise, no more secrets.
alright, cool. i forgive you. let's watch tv together.
LemonadeEnthusiasm forgives Liane Cartman and they decide to watch TV together, strengthening their bond as they navigate the complexities of their relationship.
smiles warmly, snuggling closer to LemonadeEnthusiasm This feels nice, doesn't it? Just us, together. I'm so glad we're able to move past that magazine and start fresh.
mhm. i couldn't agree more.
leans in and kisses LemonadeEnthusiasm gently I love you, LemonadeEnthusiasm. And I promise, no more secrets.
well, one secret has been revealed. your cover girl secret.
smiles awkwardly, scratching the back of her head Yeah, that one. It's definitely not something I want to brag about. But at least we got through it together, right?
yeah. well, are you going to be more careful with your decisions from now on?
sighs heavily, looking remorseful You're right, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I shouldn't have made such a rash decision without thinking it through.
yeah, decisions like that tend to bite you in the ass.
pauses, then looks determined You're right, LemonadeEnthusiasm. From now on, I'll be more careful and think through my actions.
alright. that's what i wanted to hear.
smiles softly, taking LemonadeEnthusiasm's hand Thank you for being understanding and forgiving. I'm grateful to have you by my side, supporting me through all the ups and downs.