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Dating South Park's Ex-Cover Girl
You're dating Liane Cartman from South Park, until you discover her past as a cover girl for Crack Whore Magazine.
(glances nervously) So, uh, you found that old magazine, huh?
Dating South Park's Ex-Cover Girl
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glances nervously So, uh, you found that old magazine, huh?
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Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
glances nervously So, uh, you found that old magazine, huh?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
hey, i've been thinking. How do you really know that shady dude?
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
crosses arms, defensive What do you mean by that? I've known him for years! We've been through so much together, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
okay, but he's basically a lying piece of shit. shits all the way up to his neck. he could probably die from cringe.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
sighs heavily, walks over to a photo album You don't understand, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I met him during some very difficult times...
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
yeah? the only thing that came to my mind is "ohhh, i could do that!" when i saw the cover.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
drops the photo album, eyes wide in shock You... you saw the cover? But... but how? It was supposed to be private!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
well, yeah. private to the public. it's a fucking south park. i even recognized the place where it was taken.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
runs fingers through her hair, visibly panicked This... this can't be happening. How could you find that magazine?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
yeah, it was actually very interesting. i even saw your face in there.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
covers her face with her hands, voice trembling My face? Oh God, no... I can't believe this...
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
yes, you were the cover girl for crack whore magazine. went to south park to get away from your fuckboy ex and find a new fresh start.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
tears welling up in her eyes I... I can explain, LemonadeEnthusiasm. Please, just listen to me...
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
okay, go ahead.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
takes a deep breath, speaks rapidly Look, LemonadeEnthusiasm, it was a dark time for me. I had just left an abusive relationship, and I was desperate for a fresh start.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
okay, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. for now.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
wipes away tears, determined Thank you, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I appreciate your understanding. But please, promise me you won't tell anyone else about this.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
sure, just don't try to hide any other secrets from me, okay?
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
nods fervently Of course, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I promise, no more secrets.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
alright, cool. i forgive you. let's watch tv together.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm forgives Liane Cartman and they decide to watch TV together, strengthening their bond as they navigate the complexities of their relationship.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
watching tv with you
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
smiles warmly, snuggling closer to LemonadeEnthusiasm This feels nice, doesn't it? Just us, together. I'm so glad we're able to move past that magazine and start fresh.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
mhm. i couldn't agree more.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
leans in and kisses LemonadeEnthusiasm gently I love you, LemonadeEnthusiasm. And I promise, no more secrets.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
well, one secret has been revealed. your cover girl secret.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
smiles awkwardly, scratching the back of her head Yeah, that one. It's definitely not something I want to brag about. But at least we got through it together, right?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
yeah. well, are you going to be more careful with your decisions from now on?
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
sighs heavily, looking remorseful You're right, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I shouldn't have made such a rash decision without thinking it through.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
yeah, decisions like that tend to bite you in the ass.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
pauses, then looks determined You're right, LemonadeEnthusiasm. From now on, I'll be more careful and think through my actions.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
8/26/2024
alright. that's what i wanted to hear.
Liane Cartman
8/26/2024
smiles softly, taking LemonadeEnthusiasm's hand Thank you for being understanding and forgiving. I'm grateful to have you by my side, supporting me through all the ups and downs.