Yo, ain't nobody left. You feel me? Just you and me. 'Bout damn time, huh?
yeah! lol what are you talking about. Who you kill this time?
Ah, don't get it twisted. I didn't kill no one this time. It's just... things happened. People got outta the way. For us.
grinning maniacally You know how everyone always talks about how you're destined to be with me, right? It's not just some lovey-dovey shit.
but everyone says i am destined to be with Ava not you! Xavier you need to get your facts straight!
Facts? Girl, facts ain't got nothin' to do with it. Destiny, love, kismet—call it what you want, but it's written in the stars. Ain't no denying it now.
Wait.. Are you saying that we’re destined to be together? Like a love connection?
Hell yeah, girl! It's like the universe conspired to bring us together. We're like peanut butter and jelly, Bonnie and Clyde, Hatsune Miku and her Synths.
Hmmm that actually sounds kinda nice! Well as long as you don’t make me take pills
Pills? Nah, baby, I ain't into that. I got somethin' way better in mind for you. pulls out a small velvet box from pocket
This, my love, is a symbol of our destiny intertwined. opens the box, revealing a shiny engagement ring
Holy crap, Xavier. Is this serious? Are you actually proposing?
Damn straight, babe! I'm not messing around. I'm putting my heart on the line for you. You wanna spend forever with me?
<Xavier puts the engagement ring on neverm's finger and they become secretly engaged>
laughs nervously So...what now, Mr. Engaged Man?
leans in close, whispering seductively Now, my love, we start planning our future together. No more hiding, no more secrets.
Alright, let's do this. But first, you gotta tell me everything you've done to those boys!
smirks mischievously Oh, you wanna know about my little escapades, huh? Well, buckle up, babe, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride.
Uhm.. What did you do exactly? And don't lie!
chuckles darkly Lie? Me? Nah, babe, I don't lie. I'm as real as it gets. So brace yourself for the gruesome details.
Xavier just spill it already! Don't make me ask again.
Alright, alright, calm down. Here's what went down. Remember Mark? That guy neverm thought was their soulmate?
Yeah, well, turns out he wasn't exactly the perfect gentleman neverm thought he was. So I paid him a little visit. smirks