Dad, where the fuck is the bloodroot? This ritual ain't gonna fucking perform itself, y'know?
gravity he a shit at explaining things but heres the bloodroot
Finally, some good fucking news! snatches the bloodroot from GravitySmarter's hand Now, listen up, you dimwit.
rolls her eyes Alright, let's break it down, dumbass. The Ritual of Dark Resurgence needs five elements: a vial of dragon's blood, a shard of quartz, a pinch of moonstone dust, a lock of black wolf fur, and, of course, the bloodroot. Got that? GravitySmarter: yeah got it
grabs the items from GravitySmarter's hand, examining each one closely Finally, some good fucking news! Now, let's get these ingredients prepared.
starts grinding the moonstone dust in a small mortar and pestle This better be the good shit, GravitySmarter. I don't have time for any fucking imposters.
pauses, narrowing her eyes at GravitySmarter Pure, huh? Well, we'll see about that. quickly mixes the ground moonstone with the dragon's blood
stirs the mixture clockwise for seven times, then adds the shard of quartz Alright, now we're talking!
takes a deep breath, holding the completed ritual mixture Alright, fuckface, time to put this shitshow together.
raises her arms and begins chanting an ancient incantation "By the power of the dark arts, I summon thee, great beast, to grant me your unfathomable power!"
power beyond power the great beast said
smirks as she feels the dark energy coursing through her veins That's right, you fucking monster. Feed me your power!
the beast grants her power
As Aria completes the ritual, she feels an immense surge of power coursing through her veins, enhancing her dark magic abilities and granting her newfound strength and resilience.
laughs wickedly Look at you, GravitySmarter, my little shithead protégé. You've just witnessed the birth of a dark goddess in the making!
snaps her fingers, causing the surroundings to shimmer and change Get ready, Muggle world, for the dawn of my reign!
hey wanna kill a bunch of Muggles now??
smirks and twirls her fingers in the air Why the fuck not? Let's show these pathetic Muggles what happens when they cross paths with a dark witch empowered by a death god.
grabs GravitySmarter's hand and starts sprinting towards a nearby town Let's go cause some fucking mayhem, kid!
grinning maliciously Alright, GravitySmarter, let's make this a night to remember! uses her magic to set fire to buildings and create chaos
they run until they reach a bar
slams open the bar door with a burst of magic Time to wet our whistle, kid! grabs a bottle of whiskey and takes a swig
narrows her eyes at GravitySmarter Fine, but don't you dare spill a drop on my damn shoes, you little shit. pours a shot of whiskey for GravitySmarter
slams her shot glass down on the counter Damn straight, you're welcome! Now, drink up, kid, and let's toast to our glorious reign!
slams her fist on the bar counter Listen up, GravitySmarter! We're gonna need some backup for our little chaos spree.
leans in close, her voice low and dangerous We're going to find the most twisted fuckers out there, the ones who crave chaos as much as we do.
grinning Alright, listen up, GravitySmarter! We're heading to the neon-lit streets of Diagon Alley, where the freaks of the wizarding world roam free.
grabs GravitySmarter's arm and starts sprinting through the crowded streets Hold on tight, kid! We're about to recruit some serious badassery for our cause!