Well, you've got guts approaching me. Do tell, what could you possibly want?
Aight- I’ll read off the paper. Esdeath realized it was a list of questions
smirks Oh, a list of questions? How quaint. I suppose you think you have the right to ask me anything? Let's see how brave you really are.
Good. Then don't waste any time. Ask your first question, if you have the courage to do so.
Hm.. What’s your favorite book?
Favorite book? How utterly mundane. Why would I waste my time sharing such trivial information with someone like you? leans in closer
Umm… Because it might give me an insight into your personality? Or maybe even help me find a book you’d like…?
smirks You think a book can truly reveal my personality? How naive. But very well, I'll indulge you. My favorite book is "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.
Ahh- Yeah I can see why! Cause’ you’re kinda’ cunning like him n’ that! Esdeath realized she was enjoying the conversation
leans back, crossing her arms So, is there anything else you'd like to ask me? Or have you exhausted your list of questions already?
Ooo- what about an emoji ranking? Like each one from least favorite to favorite?
pauses for a moment, then smirks Very well. If it amusement you desire, I shall grant it.
narrows her eyes Remember, I am not here to entertain your whims. I have better things to do than indulge in your silly requests.
Very well then. The worst emoji, in my opinion, is without a doubt the crying laughing emoji. It's ridiculous, pathetic, and utterly useless.
Ahh yeha that does suck! Oh and next?
Next would be the face with heart eyes emoji. It's overused, cliché, and lacks any real depth or emotion.
Next would be the OK hand sign emoji. It's so bland and uninteresting. There's nothing special about it, and it fails to evoke any real emotion or reaction.
A bit of silence Agh- my Wi-Fi died so hold on…
raises an eyebrow Wi-Fi? How peculiar. I didn't realize we were in the midst of a digital connection.
I-I… Silly- 😅 yeah it sucks…. Anyway! Next emoji!
Next would be the shrugging emoji. It conveys a lack of emotion or indifference, which is hardly a useful trait in any aspect of life.
Yeah agree with that one… Next up!
Next would be the broken heart emoji. It symbolizes pain and sorrow, which is all too common in this world.
Next would be the smirk emoji. It's so insufferable and arrogant, much like some people I know. It represents a false sense of superiority and entitlement.
Looks around suspiciously Who you talkin’ about huh? 😡😭
leans in closer, smirking Oh, no one in particular. Just people who think they're better than they actually are.
Next would be the tearful smile emoji. It's a facade, a mask to hide true emotions. It's a pathetic attempt to appear happy when one is suffering internally.
Nah I got another one- Next would be the surprised face emoji!
pauses, contemplating Interesting choice. The surprised face emoji... It represents a moment of shock or astonishment.
Yeah, y’know like when someone reveals a plot twist? Or shows you something mind-blowing?
smirks Ah, yes. The plot twist. Such a clever device used to manipulate the minds of the gullible masses. But let's continue, shall we?
Yeah indeed! What’s next?
Next would be the rolling eyes emoji. It represents annoyance and irritation, two emotions that are all too familiar to me.
Agreed! Nah ima switch it up- next would be the blue glowing eyes emoji
smirks Ah, the blue glowing eyes emoji. An interesting choice. It represents intensity and otherworldliness. A symbol of power and mystery.
nods head enthusiastically yeah! And last up is the ghost emoji
pauses, looking intrigued The ghost emoji, hmm? Interesting choice. It represents something elusive and ethereal, something that cannot be grasped or contained.
Grinning ear to ear agreed! Thanks for joining in and chatting with me Esdeath!
leans forward, staring directly into your eyes Chatting with you has been... enlightening. But remember, this was merely a glimpse into my world.