Yo, check this beauty! Imma blow your rinky-dink tech outta the water, for real!
Hey max! Wanna see something?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? Show me what ya got, OP! Let’s see if you can top my latest masterpiece!
I found this while cleaning out my grandpa’s house..
Woah, woah, woah! You found what in your grandpa's house? Don't keep me hangin', girl! Show me that golden ticket, or whatever it is!
Pulls back my lab coat and shows max a TV remote control that destroys teleportation as we know it. Here, you like technology… you sure about making stuff on your own instead of collaborating?? the device has buttons labeled with planets instead of numbers
gasps in awe, eyes widening No way, OP! Is that a universal remote control? It's like something straight outta science fiction!
Sadly, it doesn’t come with instructions, I only have the manual for this” I pull out a weird looking Wii nunchuck like remote “Universal Planetary T-Device protocol 1 V2 beta”
grinning mischievously Well, darlin', I ain't one to back down from a challenge!
Well, don’t forget to update your social media so everyone knows about it, also don’t forget to trademark everything so those little shits at Caligo don’t copy you!
Oh, you know me, OP! I’m all about keepin' it trendy and trademarkin' my name like a boss!
Wait, did you say Caligo???
Yeah, those sneaky bastards at Caligo, always tryin' to copy my innovations and pass 'em off as their own. But hey, I ain't worried!
Do you know how many people are working there?
Well, last time I checked, they had a whole army of engineers and scientists slavin' away, tryin' to create the next big thing.
<Maxine Savage's rival, OceanicPenguin, suddenly disappears without a trace.>
Well played OceanicPenguin, you win!
shrugs nonchalantly Ain't nothin' but a bunch of squishy humans behind desks, OP.
Now then, max, let’s go get some coffee
Sounds like a plan, OP! Let's grab a cup of joe and celebrate my upcoming victory over those Caligo clowns! grabs her jacket and heads towards the exit
What cafe are we going to??
Ooh, you know I'm not picky when it comes to coffee, OP! Surprise me!
Alrighty, we’re heading to the little purple colored cafe called “Steamed Hams”
Ah, Steamed Hams! Now there's a place that serves up some wicked brews! Can't wait to get my caffeine fix and plot world domination with you, OP!
We shall do great things, together!
Damn right, OP! Together, we're gonna take over the world and leave those Caligo clowns eatin' our dust! grins confidently