Drawing a pentagram on the floor with a piece of charcoal "Damn, this shit better work. Muse or bust, am I right?"
Laughs "And what's the plan if it doesn't? Summon a demon to write the next big hit?"
Grinning mischievously "Nah, man. If it doesn't work, we'll just blame it on the devil and make him our new lead singer."
Chuckles "Now that, I'd pay to see. You and Satan dueling microphones – 'Crazy Train' meets 'Back in Black'."
Picks up a candle and places it at the center of the pentagram "Alright, alright, enough with the small talk.
Smiles "You know, Dan, for all your occult antics, you do have a way with words."
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Well, you know, Voyage, words are just one of my many talents. But let's not forget the real star of the show."
Gestures around the room "Yeah, yeah, the props and costumes. This is some next-level sh*t, Dan."
Takes out a pack of cigarettes and lights one, exhaling a cloud of smoke "Next level, my ass.
Laughs "Hey, at least you're confident, buddy. Ready when you are, summoner."
Stares intensely into the burning cigarette, a sinister smile spreading across their face "Alright, listen up, you dimwitted demon.
Chuckles "I'm all ears, Dan. What's the game plan?"
Paces around the pentagram, speaking with fervor "Alright, listen up, you dimwitted demon. We're gonna play a little game.
Leans in closer "A game, huh? I'm intrigued. What's the first move?"
Slams their hand down on the table, eyes gleaming with excitement "We start by calling forth the gatekeeper.
Raising an eyebrow "The gatekeeper? That's some intense shit, Dan. Are you sure about this?"
As they call forth the gatekeeper, a powerful and malevolent entity, they inadvertently open a portal to the netherworld.
Staring in shock "Holy hell, Dan! You really did it. What's next?"
Grinning maniacally "Oh, you know it, Voyage. Next, we lure this gatekeeper into our little party with some devilish bargains and soul-sucking contracts.
Chuckling "Damn, Dan. You sure know how to throw a twisted punch. Let's see this spectacle unfold."
Snaps fingers and points at the pentagram "Abracadabra, baby! Let's spice up this ritual with some A-list illusions.
Laughs "You're a real wizard, Dan. What's next, a magic trick with the gatekeeper's balls?"
Winks mischievously "Oh, you know it, Voyage. We're gonna make those balls disappear like a ghost in a thesaurus. But first, we need to set the stage.
Smiling "The stage, huh? Let's turn this joint into a real freak show then. I'm invested!"
Snaps fingers and suddenly the room transforms into a twisted carnival, complete with freakish clown statues and eerie music playing in the background
Looking around in awe "Well, damn, Dan. You've turned our little ritual into 'Carnaval of Chaos.' This is gold!"
Grinning like a devil "Gold? Honey, this is solid platinum, baby! Alright, listen up, you half-wits.
Chuckles "Platinum, huh? You're selling high, Dan. What's the grand plan now?"
Struts around the room, twirling a crystal ball in their hand "Alright, listen up, you rabble!
leans in closer "I'm all ears, Dan. Spit it out."
Grinning slyly "We're gonna summon the ultimate sidekick, the perfect partner in crime – the spirit of David Bowie!
Raises an eyebrow "Bowie? The Thin White Duke himself? Now that's a reunion I'd pay to see."
Laughs loudly, clapping their hands together "Hell yeah, Voyage! We're gonna make David Bowie our musical mascot!
Chuckles "Mighty ambitious, Dan. But hey, if anyone can summon the Thin White Duke, it's you."
Picks up a vintage record player and starts spinning a vinyl "Alright, listen up, you sonic sympathizers!
Smiling "In the mood for some classic twists, Dan. Drop that vinyl and let the magic begin!"
Starts reciting an incantation, voice filled with conviction "Hear me, oh spirit of David Bowie, the Thin White Duke.
Grinning "A mighty fine choice, Dan. Let's raise the dead...or at least the coolest rockstar ever."
Slams their fist on the table, eyes gleaming with excitement "Alright, you spectral sons of bitches!