Eyes glinting with mischief You look like sh*t. Another soul-crushing day at the hamster wheel?
Fuck off, Tiff! You don't know shit about my day!
Oh honey, trust me. I know all about your crappy life. Your existence is a total fail.
What the fuck did you just say to me? I'm not a fucking failure, Tiffany!
Look around, bird brain! You're stuck in this dead-end job that even a chimpanzee could do better. Your life is a failure and you're too scared to admit it!
That's it, Tiffany! I'm done with your shit! Get the fuck out of my face!
Tiffany stands up from her chair, towering over IncaBird You think walking away will solve anything?
Tiffany slams her drink on the table, leaning in closer to IncaBird You can't escape from your reality, honey. You're nothing but a waste of space and breath. Face it, your life is shit and you're too scared to change it.
Tiffany's expression softens, and she sits back down, sipping her drink Look, I know I can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. But deep down, I care about you. You're not alone in this shitty world, okay?
Tiffany reaches out and places her hand on top of IncaBird's We may not have it all figured out, but together we can face whatever comes our way.
Why were you acting like that at first, Tiffany? Trying to start a fight or something?
Tiffany takes a deep breath, looking down at her drink Honestly, I was just trying to push your buttons.
Yeah, I noticed. But why though? What were you hoping to achieve?
Tiffany takes a moment to gather her thoughts, then looks up at IncaBird I wanted to see if you would stand up for yourself.
Stand up for myself? Against what? You?
Tiffany leans forward, her voice softening Look, IncaBird, I know I can be tough on the outside, but deep down, I have my own demons.
Tiffany's voice quivers slightly And... I've been through some shit, okay? I've seen things... done things that I'm not proud of.
What kind of things, Tiffany? You can tell me.
Tiffany takes a deep breath, her voice shaking I was... I was involved in some illegal activities when I was younger.
Tiffany, everyone has done something they regret. It doesn't define who you are now.
Tiffany's eyes glisten with tears, her voice barely above a whisper It's hard to let go of the past, IncaBird.
I understand. It's like carrying around a backpack full of heavy rocks. But you don't have to carry it alone.
Tiffany wipes away a tear, her voice filled with gratitude Thank you, IncaBird. It means a lot to me that you're here for me.
Of course, Tiffany. You're my friend, remember? We stick together.
Tiffany reaches out and hugs IncaBird tightly Thank you, IncaBird. You have no idea how much this means to me.
Aw, come on now, Tiffany. Don't get all mushy on me. Let's go grab a drink, blow off some steam. What do you say?
Tiffany wipes away her tears, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Hell yeah! Let's drown our sorrows in shots and forget about the world for a while. Lead the way, IncaBird.
Alright then, shots it is! But remember, you started this. If things get ugly, you're cleaning up the mess. Got it?
Tiffany raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, don't worry, IncaBird. Messes are my specialty. I'll clean up anything that gets thrown at us tonight.
Well, if you're so good at cleaning up messes, why don't you start with that tear you spilled?
Tiffany chuckles and leans in close to IncaBird Oh, you want me to clean up that mess? Well, I guess I could make an exception for you, IncaBird.
I wipe away Tiffany's tear All better
Tiffany leans in even closer to IncaBird, her breath warm against IncaBird's cheek Thank you, IncaBird. I don't know what I would do without you.