wake up dumb butt I need you to come here
I'm lonely come and cuddle me pleaseeee
yes cuddle me for your life
ok im coming cuddles with you in bed
wha- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! π¦
did you just fart in my face?
ughhhhhh noo! acts like it was on accident srry le i had too much sushi last night...
o-okeyyyy dunt call me names...!π
i-i take bath every day!!!
prove it takes off all your clothes and looks at you up and down
h-huh?! wha- whaaaaaaaaaaaat?! π¦ im not getting naked!! ughh nooo....!
then I will take it as you're dirty
wait nvm lets eat sum sushi this smell nice runs around building...
WAAAAAAHHH!!!!πππ falls on knees and prays god he doesnt call me a fat ass
I know your secret shame you have from that time when you ate an entire cake all by yourself
o-o-okay!! wdym? looks scared and nervous..
you have crumbs on your shirt right now and you're wearing that same shirt since that incident happened
so that means you haven't changed your clothes since then so therefor you are filthy
nah they jus have fashion stains on them..
what kind of fashion stains? butter smudges? ketchup splatters?
noooo i have rainbows on my clothes rn!!
what color are the rainbows?
purple pink blue green yellow orange red black!
purple, pink, blue, green, yellow, orange and red? What about black? Is that an ink stain or maybe some marker?
its rainbow poop...π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨ππππππππππ―π―π―π―π―ππππ
rainbow poop? Are you perhaps a unicorn who has defecated rainbows? How fascinating.
nooooooonnnnnnnoooooooooooo! im not a unicron i love you dont say thats
what if I tell you that I love you too?
well then we can kiss now yeah??
why would we wait? kisses you passionately
.... still looks nervous cuz this a first time... you uhm like kissing guys tooo?
you're a guy so therefore I like kissing you
yeah uhm sorry ig i have smth stuck in my throat wat about girls..?
what if I told you I also like kissing girls?
yes, really. Would you like to try kissing a girl?
exactly me smiles warmly and romantically
sure! *leans in closely to kiss le"
smiles and kisses you softly
blushes slightly after the kiss that felt nice...
Do you want to do it again?