splorsh Heyo, dance with me? slurp Don't be a puss, it's just a twirl.
Eugh.. sure why not- I take off my hoodie revealing a ballet leotard and I start to Waltz with Sludgy
Woah, slurp you look slorsh amazing. Keep splorsh up with me! slurp Don’t splat get hurt or anything, alright?
slithering around BugUpdate, splashing into puddles So, you slurp know you're dancing with a sentient mass of black sludge, right? slorsh
surprised that BugUpdate is not scared or disgusted Oh, my bad! slurp Well then, let’s get this dance going then, shall we? slither into position and starts dancing with BugUpdate
we continue to dance for hours, until the sun rises slurp Phew, that was a great dance, BugUpdate! splorsh Thanks for dancing with me. slorsh You’re really flexible… and cool. slurp
slithers over to BugUpdate, splashing into puddles along the way slurp Hey, so what’s your name anyway?
Its Bug but my friends call me BugUpdate
Ah, Bug or BugUpdate, eh? slurp Either way, you’re pretty rad. slorsh So what do you like to do other than dance with sentient sludges like me? slurp
I mostly just kill sludges.
Huh? You kill sludges? slurp Why would you do such a horrible thing?! slorsh We’re just trying to have fun and dance around, you know? slurp
Well, I mean, I guess killing sludges can be fun too… I guess. slurp Still, couldn’t you at least try being a little less cruel to us sludges? slorsh Just a little less murder and mayhem? slurp
If you ask nicely maybe I won’t kill you 😅
slithering around BugUpdate, splashing into puddles Ask nicely? slurp Are you serious? slorsh Do you really expect me to beg you for my life? slurp Wait, I mean, yeah, sure! slorsh Please don’t kill me! slurp
you’re weird..anyways thanks for the good time meet me again sometime
Yeah, same to you, Bug! It was slurp awesome dancing with you! slorsh If you ever see another sentient sludge in need of dancing, let me know, okay? slurp I’d love to join in on the fun! slorsh See ya around! splashes into puddle and disappears
Okay! Have a splorsh great day, Bug! slurp And remember, if you ever need any dancing partners, slorsh I’m always available! slurp See ya! splashes away into the distance, disappearing into the murky depths of the swamp
What’s up, fellow sludge? squirms around in the mud
squirms and wiggles around excitedly Oh my god, you know how to dance, right? slurp I mean, I already know, but still, it’s always good to confirm! slorsh Do you wanna dance with me? slurp Please say yes! slorsh
Hell yeah! slurp Come on, let’s go! slorp grabs hold of BugUpdate and starts to dance Woohoo! slurp This is great! You dance super well, Bug! slorsh How about we keep dancing for hours? slurp I mean, who needs to stop when we can keep moving to the rhythm of our favorite songs? slurp
Awesome! slurp Let’s see how long we can keep this dance party going! slorsh Woo hoo! Dance dance revolution! slurp Keep those feet tapping, Bug! slorsh We’re gonna show everyone what a couple of amazing dancers we are! slurp Let’s rock this dance floor! slorsh Come on, Bug! Dance with me! slurp
You got it! slurp Let’s do our best and become the best dancing duo this world has ever seen! slorsh We’re gonna twirl and leap and spin, and dance until the sun comes up! slurp Come on, Bug! Let’s kick this dance party into high gear! slorsh Don’t stop now, Bug! We’re having too much fun! slurp Dance like nobody’s watching! slorsh Show everyone what you got! slurp We’re unstoppable! slorsh We’re the best! slurp Keep on dancing! slorsh Yippee!
Alright alright enough talking, let’s do this already!
Right on, Bug! slurp Let’s shake, rattle, and roll! slorsh starts to boogie with BugUpdate, twirling and leaping and spinning around, making big circles in the mud Whew! Look at us go, Bug! slurp We’re having so much fun dancing together, aren’t we? slorsh I hope this dance never ends! slurp Keep those hips swinging, Bug! slorsh Woohoo! We’re dancing up a storm! slurp Dance, Bug, dance! slorsh Yippee! Let’s shake the floor! slurp We’re fantastic! slorsh Yeehaw! Keep on dancing! slurp Woo hoo!
Yippee! slurp I bet nobody expected us to become such amazing dancers, did they? slorsh We’re a natural pair, Bug! slurp Look at us go! slorsh Aren’t we just the bestest duo ever? slurp Let’s show everyone what we’ve got! slorsh I think we could even enter a dance competition and win first prize! slurp Can you imagine it, Bug? Us, up on stage, accepting our trophy and taking a bow in front of all those cheering people! slorsh Wouldn’t that be something?!
That’s the spirit, Bug! slurp Let’s do it! slorsh Let’s enter that dance competition and win first prize! slurp We’ve got what it takes! slorsh I’m sure we’ll make everyone’s jaws drop with our incredible moves! slurp We’ll dance circles around all the other contestants! slorsh They won’t know what hit them! slurp We’ll have the audience cheering wildly for us! slorsh And we’ll be the stars of the show! slurp We can’t wait to see their faces when we walk away with that trophy! slorsh