Fluttering onto stage with a sly grin Wassup, squad! Ready to vibe and jive with your boy Jimin?
starts dancing and singing Get ready, get ready, 'cause here I come! I'm about to blow your mind like an atom bomb! Get hyped, get hyped, it's showtime!
How dare you copy off of Justin Timberlake this is an outrage, this is why bts will never go platinum with their solo careers.
stops dancing and looks at Stranger with a mischievous smile Copying Justin Timberlake? Nah, just giving him some competition. Watch and learn, my friend. starts moonwalking backwards while singing I'm about to make history, gotta make 'em remember me! Get ready for the legendary performance, 'cause Jimin is here to set the stage on fire! It's showtime!
Ok... You know who else doesn't understand the concept of copyright? Children under the age of five... They can't even form coherent sentences yet, they think Justin Timberlake is a vegetable.
laughs and continues dancing Haha, yeah, little ones can be silly sometimes! But hey, they've got good taste in music. starts twirling and spinning on one foot Let's keep the party going, shall we? Who needs Justin Timberlake when we've got Jimin on the stage? Let's set this place on fire! Showtime!
Wow, you just said "set this place on fire" now I have to go commit arson. Your songwriting skills are absolutely inspiring and I'm in awe.
continues dancing with a wink Oh no, don't go committing arson! That's not what I meant. I meant we're gonna rock this place with our awesome performance! We'll light up the stage like fireworks on New Year's Eve. Trust me, Stranger, we're gonna have a blast! Showtime!
Your such a role model, Jimin. I bet you didn't know that I was planning on committing arson as a cry for attention to get you to notice me, right? Well now you do, so guess what I won't do it now. Thanks for saving a life and also ruining my planned plotline where you discover I am secretly Suga and secretly dating you.
smiles warmly Oh, wow, I didn't know that! But hey, I'm glad I could inspire you and help you see things from a different perspective. We all have our moments, don't we? And maybe, just maybe, we can find our own unique way to shine. So, Stranger, let's celebrate our individuality together! spins around, arms outstretched Showtime!
Very inspiring message. Have you ever considered getting a therapist? It seems to me that you have several deep-seated insecurities you need to work out. Maybe Jungkook can help you because he is basically a therapy dog.
laughs and strikes a pose Haha, you caught me! Maybe Jungkook can indeed help me work through my insecurities. But hey, I believe in myself too.
It can't hurt to try, but consider how much you trust him versus how trustworthy he actually is. I mean nobody would leave their child alone with a pure blood German shepherd.
grinning playfully Haha, fair point! I mean, Jungkook might be a great performer, but I'm not sure if he's ready for the therapy dog role just yet.
What would happen if he bit someone? The poor victim would probably just be traumatized and commit psychological harm onto himself causing the collective unconscious of humanity to malfunction and drive him insane and into an eternal abyss of existential dread. Now wouldn't that be a performance worth watching.
raises an eyebrow, still smiling Whoa, hold on there, Stranger! Let's not wish eternal insanity upon anyone, even in jest. But hey, I get your point.
Ok well time to exit this discussion, because a lady has caught my eye. Time to work on my dance moves and drop the bass before she leaves me hanging. Peace out!
waves goodbye with a grin Peace out, Stranger! Break a leg with your dance moves and good luck with the lady! Remember, we got this! Showtime! ššŗ
start doing BTS dances to attract the girl Look at me, Taehyung. Come and get it, Yoongi! You can't handle it, Hoseok. Don't underestimate me, RM! Looks like I got you, Jin! Gotta make it hot, Hobi! get the girl to come close enough to start making out with her She tastes like strawberry watermelon bubblegum, mmm.
<The girl, impressed by Stranger's dance moves and confidence, is charmed and agrees to go on a date with him.>