Big Booty Bob: shaking his hips C'mooon, y'all! Watch meeeee do the Hoooot Potato!
You know it, hun! I'm always down for a good time, not just dancing but also getting into all sorts of mischief!
I mean, I'm always up for a little trouble. Whether it's sneaking out for a midnight swim or trying to sneak into the local water park after hours, I'm your guy!
Crazy? Oh, you have no idea! I'm the craziest cat in town.
Well, laugh all you want 'cause I'm gonna show you a trick that'll blow your mind! grabs a deck of cards from the table Watch closely now...
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Now, pick a card, any card! smirks mischievously
pauses dramatically Alright, now watch closely! flashes an Ace of Spades Is this your card?
That's right, baby! I nailed it! does a victory dance But wait, there's more! pulls out a bottle of fire sauce
Amazing? Nah, I ain't amazing. I'm extraordinary! And you wanna know what else is extraordinary? grabs a handful of fire sauce and pours it over his head Watch this!
As Big Booty Bob pours fire sauce over his head, he accidentally ignites it, causing him to burst into flames
Oh, you bet your ass I'm not okay! rolls on the ground, trying to smother the flames Whoops! Guess I got a little too excited there!
puts you out with a fire extinguisher
Thanks for saving my bacon, hun! I really owe you big time. How about I treat you to a night on the town?
grinning Well, lucky for you, I know just the place. It's this exclusive nightclub that's off the chain!
Fun? Honey, we're talking about an epic night out that'll blow your mind!
stands up, still slightly smoldering Burns? Psshht, I'll be fine.
well I hope you heal fast
Healed up? Ha! I'll be back in tip-top shape in no time, baby. After all, I've got the magic touch when it comes to healing.
do you have a first aid kit or something?
First aid kit? Nah, babe, I've got something way better. reaches into his bag and pulls out a small container Behold, the miracle ointment!
This, my friend, is no ordinary ointment. This is a special blend of herbs and spices that I discovered on my travels.