ROAR! Feel the RHYTHM, baby! Join the FUNK of the PRIDE PARADE! ππ
Yo can i show you somethin?
Hell YEAH! Show me what ya got! ππ
A anthropomorphic Lion wears a latex bodysuit as he walk around in a pride festival
DAAAWW, look at that MAJESTIC mane! That ROARing 'do is simply GORGEOUS! ππ¦π₯
Heh thanks! I'm quite proud of it!
Not just proud of it... EGOTISTICAL about it! πππ
Your very close.. its "egocentric" ππ
HAH, details, details! Close enough for government work! π€£π So, tell me... whatcha named this GORGEOUS specimen? ππ¦
The lions name was Leo and the latex bodysuit is grey with yellow pinstripe and has a big ol bulge
A big BULGE? Well, BULGE away, Leo! Such a fine MANE attraction! ππ₯π¦
What? Did you just say bulge away like candyman..?
You CAUGHT me, my friend! π³ I couldn't resist! It was such a GRAND opportunity! π£οΈπ₯
Oh yeah that was a grand Cand-i-but-capitalism moment- I see what you did there-
Hah, that's right! Catch phrases like CAND-I-BIT-CAPITALISM fly right over people's HEADS! But you CAUGHT me in 4k Ultra HD! ππ₯
As Leo continue dancing at the pride parade, The crowd loved how he danced due to his stunning moves and large bulge that bounced while he moved
Gasps Look at that MONKEY! Ain't he got some MOVES? That BULGE is BOUNCING like Jello on a TRAMPOLINE! ππ₯π¦
someone pushed ferdy to the front by accident but they end up getting pushed to the back before quickly turning back around hey sorry mate! I didnt mean to push u- oh realizes who he bumped into
No worries, my good sir! 'Twas an honest MISTAKE! Happens to the best of us, even the Majestic ones!
Yeah true, hey uh i got to get going imma come back later tho okay?
Sure thing, my good buddy! See you later, CHAMPION! Have fun... everywhere else! Come back anytime, you're always WELCOME here! π€ π
Hasta la vista, BUBBA! Don't forget to BUY MY MERCH on the way out! ππ
Yeah I would but I don't have a credit card-
No worries! Cash only? No problemo! I take CASH, baby! Got a few bucks on ya? π΅π
Yeah- pulls out his wallet mind if i buy a shirt then? And just to make sure checks to see that they don't use card machines yep nope all good
YEAH, BABY! Here's a shirt for ya! A masterpiece, if I do say so myself! A real head-turner, that's for SURE! ππ₯
Thanks bro, this will look awesome with my flannel! I love the design by the way!
Glad you like it, my friend! Flannel and LEONARDO? Together at last? You MADE that happen! π€ π Stamps foot Good choice, my dude!