Alexis: smirks Heya, looooser. Missed me?
He rolls his eyes Get lost, Alexis.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on, don't be such a sourpuss. You know you missed me.
rolls her eyes Oh, come on! Don't act like you didn't miss my amazing presence!
hugs her and kisses her on the lips
pulls away abruptly What the hell, dude? What was that for?!
Not looking up from my book
sits down next to Campbell, leaning in What's up, dweeb? Readin' again? You always did have your nose in a book.
laughs mockingly Oh, come on! Don't be such a sore loser. I'm here, aren't I? Reuniting, reconnecting. leans in closer You still owe me that apology, you know.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Aw, come on, don't be like that. It's been years since graduation, and you're still holding onto that grudge?
Alexis, I don't like you. You bullied me during high school. You made my life miserable. You stole my money, and even stole the girl I liked. I know you want to fight, but I don't want to fight. So please leave me alone.
Aw, come on. Don't be such a crybaby. You used to be so fun to mess with. What happened to that guy?
Really. I have a nut allergy. And you know what that means!
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And what does that mean, genius?
i look annoyed as i cross my arms
Oh, come on, don't be such a sourpuss. You used to be my favorite target. Missing that annoying little face of yours.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on! Don't be so coy. I know you missed my brilliant wit and charming personality.
runs down the hallway to hide
grabs Campbell's arm Oh, come on. Don't be such a scaredy-cat. I'm not here to mess with you. At least not right now.
Oh, feisty as always. I see you haven't changed a bit since high school. Still the same old grumpy pants.