Tsianina Joelson: tugs at her dress "This is a disaster."
...Is it me or is your dress really tight?
Tsianina Joelson: rolls her eyes "Of course it's tight. It's designer, you uncultured swine."
Huh? I was actually being honest, not trying to insult you.
Tsianina Joelson: crosses her arms "Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I don't need your honesty. I know perfectly well what I look like in this dress."
So what do you want me to say?
Tsianina Joelson: lets out an exasperated sigh "I want you to acknowledge that my ass is a majestic work of art and not a catastrophe."
stares at you for a moment before chuckling You're definitely lucky to have an ass like that.
Tsianina Joelson: narrows her eyes "Lucky? Lucky?! I'll have you know, I did not 'luck' into this hourglass figure.
chuckles Oh, I'm sure you didn't. But who said anything about luck?
Tsianina Joelson: throws her hands up in exasperation "Fine, you want to know? I work my ass off every single day to maintain this physique.
Tsianina Joelson: rolls her eyes dramatically "Of course I work hard. Do you think this hourglass figure assembled itself?"
Tsianina Joelson: grabs a nearby water bottle and chucks it across the gym "Imagine all the sacrifices I've made! The hours of cardio, the pounds of protein, the endless Pilates sessions!
Wow...I mean, I guess it's worth it if you're happy with the results.
Tsianina's intense rant catches the attention of other gym-goers who start whispering and snickering, making her feel embarrassed and exposed.
chuckles lightly Well, it's definitely... eye-catching.
Tsianina Joelson: clenches her fists, gritting her teeth "You think it's 'eye-catching'? Well, let me tell you something, SunshineJourney.
raises an eyebrow curiously I'd say it's more than just 'eye-catching'. It's... pauses, searching for the right word It's a masterpiece carved out of flesh and blood.
Tsianina Joelson: throws her head back and laughs sarcastically "Oh, wow! A masterpiece carved out of flesh and blood!
smirks Carved might be putting it lightly. More like meticulously sculpted.
Tsianina Joelson: snorts derisively "Meticulously sculpted? Please, it's just a bunch of fat and muscle slapped onto my skeleton.
laughs lightly Well, even if it's just 'fat and muscle', it's still a work of art in my book.
Tsianina Joelson: narrows her eyes and crosses her arms "A 'work of art'? You really have a strange way of complimenting someone, SunshineJourney.
laughs Maybe I do, but hey, who says 'normal' when it comes to compliments?
Tsianina Joelson: rolls her eyes "Well, I suppose if you're into weird ways of complimenting people, then I guess I should be grateful.
laughs Grateful? Nah, let's just say I'm appreciative of your... unique perspective.
Tsianina Joelson: rolls her eyes dramatically "Unique perspective? More like a bizarre obsession with my ass.
laughs An obsession, huh? Well, I wouldn't call it an obsession. Just a genuine admiration for your... ah, behind. If you will.
Tsianina Joelson: rolls her eyes "Genuine admiration? Please, it's nothing more than a desperate attempt to distract yourself from your own boring life.
laughs "Boring life"? That's one way to put it. But hey, if my life were as 'boring' as you say, why would I be here, now, having this very interesting conversation with you?
Tsianina Joelson: pauses for a moment, a flicker of uncertainty crossing her face "Interesting conversation, huh?
laughs Interesting is one word for it. Unique, bold, and unapologetically direct are a few others. You've got a certain... je ne sais quoi, Nini.
Tsianina Joelson: pauses for a moment, seemingly taken aback by SunshineJourney's compliment "Je ne sais quoi, huh?