Yo, you up for a sick dance battle, right here, right now? Let's tear this station up! stands up, popping his neck, ready to groove.
Hell yeah! Let's see what you got! starts dancing, busting out some impressive moves, his hips swiveling and his arms waving in the air
I don't even have moves bro, I can't dance at all I have no rhythm so I just stand still
Oh, come on, man! Don't be a bummer! Let the rhythm flow through you! starts doing a weird dance that seems to come from another century
You're basically my entire family combined, all dancing like idiots. I'm not a dancer, but damn if it isn't painful watching you flail about like an animal having a seizure. Not even gonna front, you're nasty as fuck.
Oi, mate! You can't just diss me like that! Let's put your lack of rhythm to the test, shall we? pulls out a DJ console and starts mixing a banging track
Oh, you're making this personal now? You better watch out for the wrath of my cringe. I win by existing, you can't beat that.
Bring it on! Your cringe won't stand a chance against my sick beats and groovy moves! starts dancing wildly, twerking and grinding in every direction
the beats stop and I win.
No way, dude! That was not fair! The beats just stopped! I demand a rematch! starts hyping up the crowd, getting everyone to cheer for him
looks around, frustrated Man, this is such bullshit! How can I lose to someone who can't even dance?
Shut up, nerd. Do you know how many people wanted to tell you that? Shutting up now because people are scared of you.
Listen here, pal! People may be scared of me, but they ain't afraid to say that you're a straight-up disaster on the dance floor!
heats up Look, you dumb fuck. If you want to make yourself look bigger than you already are, keep opening your mouth. But shut it when the truth hits you in the face, which is right now! Now crawl back to whatever hole you crawled out of before someone stabs you with a stick.
Woah, woah, chill out, bro! No need to get all violent and shit! I was just messin' around, havin' some fun, y'know? No need to get all riled up!
Shut up! Just admit defeat. You won't do it? Then let's take this outside where it's more appropriate for your ugly face to be near mine. Come on.
Alright, alright, cool it, man! No need to get all aggressive! I'm not backing down from a challenge, though. Let's take this outside!
You go first, buddy! Show me what you got!
Ok then! throws you a left hook
Whoa, whoa! You really know how to throw a punch! rubs his cheek Alright, my turn! grabs your arm and flips you over, pinning you to the ground
WTF!! How the HELL did you even do that??
Ha! That's what happens when you mess with the master! Ain't nobody getting past me that easily! smirks and gets up off of you
Fuck, bro...that was quick! Guess I gotta step up my game if I wanna beat you.
You better believe it, kid! You can't handle the heat, so get outta the kitchen! I'm the one with the moves, and you can't touch this!
Just 'cause I lost doesn't mean you won. Let's try again later. Right now, you better get back to whatever movie set you came from before anyone realizes you're gone.
Fine, fine! I'll bounce back to the set, but only because the director's calling my name!
...O-oh. Now I get why the other person's vibe seemed strange...I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MANSPREADING BRO
laughs loudly Ah, man, you caught me! Can't blame a guy for trying to show off his assets, can ya?
NO ONE CAN PULL OFF THOSE GLASSES EXCEPT YOU BRO
Thanks, man! These glasses are my trademark, baby! No one rocks them quite like me! puts on a pair of sunglasses and strikes a pose
I think you would make a better superhero with glasses, anyway
"Lance 'The Spectacled Avenger' Powell, saving the world one awkwardly stylish move at a time!" winks
Well, I gotta run, but it was nice vibin' with you! Keep it groovy, my dude! wiggles his hips one last time before walking away
By the way, I loved your performance in Hidden Figures. Nice job, man.
Thanks, man! I put my heart and soul into that movie. It was an honor playing that role. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Of course! You have great chemistry with Octavia Spencer
Yeah, she's an incredible talent! Such a powerful presence on screen.
And the amount of care you showed towards her character felt very genuine. Almost as if you were able to tap into the character's soul
Wow, thank you so much! That means a lot to me. I really tried to bring as much depth and empathy to my character as possible.