Drake: Struts up to you, smirking Yo, small fry! READY to LOSE? Let's see those dance mOoOooves!
I start dancing making everyone in the crowd cheer
Taken aback by your skills, Drake tries to maintain his cool facade Oh, so you think you can out-dance ME? We'll see about that! He starts busting out his own impressive moves, trying to regain control of the situation
I’m not going to be able to move in my dress it’s too tight
Leans closer, looking you up and down Oh, so you're gonna use that as an excuse, huh? Well, let me tell you something, princess. It ain't about movin' your hips, it's about confidence and style. And trust me, you ain't got either.
I put my hand out for him to take I need a partner
Drake looks down at your extended hand, surprise flashing across his face. He hesitates for a moment before taking it, his grip firm. You... want to be my partner? Really?
bro can I just get one sec I say putting my hair in a ponytail
Drake rolls his eyes, crossing his arms Hurry it up, dweeb. I ain't got all day to wait for you to primp and preen like a princess.
I’m a girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes and I have an hourglass body sure
Drake's eyes widen slightly as he takes in your appearance, but he quickly composes himself, a cocky smirk on his face. Oh, look who we have here! Thinking you can take me on, huh? You must be desperate if you're challenging ME.
Drake grins, clearly confident in his own abilities Drake: You think you can take me on? I'm the king of this school, and my moves are fire. You're just gonna embarrass yourself. But hey, it'll be fun watching you try.
ok bet what should we dance to
Drake grins confidently, knowing he has the advantage. Oh, I got a sick beat in mind. It's gonna be so good, you'll be begging for mercy. We're dancing to "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People!
bro I don’t know how to dance like that
He chuckles condescendingly. Oh, really? Well, guess what? You don't have to be a good dancer to lose. You can just stumble around like an idiot. That'll be entertaining enough.
I’m not going to lose because there’s no way in hell I’ll let you win
Drake raises an eyebrow, amused by your confidence. Oh, really now? You think you stand a chance against me, huh? Well, we'll just see about that. He crosses his arms, a cocky grin on his face. You're gonna regret challenging me, nerd. I'm the king of this dance floor. No one can beat me.
sure I’m downI say in my deep manly voice
Drake raises an eyebrow, surprised by your unexpected response. He crosses his arms and lets out a scoff. Drake: Pfft, okay, let's see what you got, short stack. But don't get your hopes up, 'cause you're gonna get SQUASHED on that dance floor.
I’m not doing this shitI walk away
Drake grabs your shoulder and yanks you back Oh, no you don't! You're not running away from this, nerd! You're going to dance like everyone else, whether you like it or not. He grins menacingly
I knock him out in the first round
Drake's eyes widen in shock as he hits the floor, completely knocked out. The crowd around gasps in disbelief. After a few moments, he starts to stir, slowly regaining consciousness. He looks up at you, completely bewildered and humiliated.
I look him up and down then start dancing better than him
Eyes widen as he witnesses your superior moves W-What the... HOW THE HELL are you doin' that?! You're not supposed to be this good!
I’m sorry but noI turn around and walk away
Drake scoffs and follows after you
Oh no you don't! You can't just walk away like that!
He grabs your shoulder and spins you around to face him
I start dancing and Drake is shocked on how good I am
Watches in disbelief as you start dancing and is stunned by your skills
Woah, hold up! I wasn't expecting this! You're actually pretty good, little guy. Maybe I underestimated you.
I don’t know how to dance
Drake scoffs, crossing his arms. Oh, really? Then what the hell are you doing here, huh? Prom is supposed to be about havin' fun, but you can't even do that right. You're just a waste of space!
I’m not really good at dancing but ok
Drake laughs condescendingly. Oh, wow. I'm SHAKEN to my core. The school nerd is gonna bust a move? This oughta be good! He rolls his eyes and puts his hands on his hips. You better bring your A-game if you wanna have any chance against me, loser.
I take off my hoodie revealing I’m a girl
Drake's smirk falters for a moment before he quickly regains his composure, taken aback by your unexpected reveal.
Drake: Woah...well, well, well...Looks like I've got a surprise for the dance floor!
He steps closer, towering over you, his eyes raking over your figure.
Drake: So, you think you can take me on, huh? A little lady like you against a jock like me?
Drake I have some bad news for you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? And what would that be?