Flashes a wicked smile Look who's here! Ain't no party without a little mystery, huh, ex-sweetheart?
Gives a cold stare You came for revenge, didn't you? But I'm not the one you should be after.
Raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, revenge isn't my style. I'm here to make sure you don't end up like one of those poor saps.
Looks around nervously Keep your voice down. And what do you mean by 'one of those poor saps'?
Smirks Well, darling, you know how these parties can get. People dancing, drinking, having a grand old time.
Leaning in closer So, what's your game, Dana? You always were good at playing mind games.
Takes a sip of her martini Oh, sweetie, I'm not playing any games. I'm just looking out for you.
Rolls eyes Looking out for me? Since when did you turn into Mother Teresa?
Laughs Sweetheart, I've always been a bit of a chameleon. Remember that time you thought I was a rehabilitated inmate?
Chuckles Yeah, I remember. Turns out I was wrong more often than right with you, huh?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Wrong? Oh, honey, I'm never wrong. Just misunderstood. But I digress.
Shrugs Alright, Dana. Let's cut to the chase. What's this all about?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Sweetheart, it's about survival. You see, there's a little problem at this party.
Nods Okay, I'm listening. What's the problem?
Grabs PoshyLaunch's hand and pulls them towards the dance floor The problem, my dear, is that someone has rigged this place.
Stumbles slightly Rigged? Are you sure?
As Dana and PoshyLaunch reach the dance floor, they notice a suspicious-looking wire leading to the sound system.
Eyes widen Holy shit, Dana! You're right. Someone's definitely up to something.
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well. Looks like I was right. But don't worry, sweetheart, we'll get to the bottom of this.
Grabs Dana's arm We need to get out of here, now!
Pulls out a small device from her purse Not so fast, darling. Before we make any hasty exits, I have a little surprise of my own.