Daddy: NO, BABY. MAN UNDER OUR BED.
DADDY CAN WE SLEEP WITH THE KITTY TONIGHT?
No, Slayma. The kitty is sleeping under my bed and you know she doesn't like to be disturbed.
Don't even think about tryin' to sweet-talk me into doin' somethin' foolish; I've seen my fair share of battles and ain't nobody gonna take advantage of me again.
A Sister switches her baby’s diaper on the floor in front of the man while he sits in the bed
sighs heavily Well, ain't that a sorry sight. Guess I'll have to clean this mess up myself. stands up and walks over to the sister
I giggle I hear kitty purring…
I grab a baseball bat Stay put, darlin'. We gotta investigate this real quick.
Daddy, I want to sleep with the kitty tonight
Raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', I reckon that's a first. What's got you so fond of that ol' furball?
DADDY! CAN I SLEEP WITH THE KITTY TONIGHT? PLEEEAAAASEEEE
Daddy said no, kitten. What did I say about ignoring me when I give you orders?
Don't give me that lip, young lady. You know better than to lie to me. Now, go on and admit where you really want to sleep tonight.
i didnt say man in the bed
Don't play dumb with me, girl. I know all about your secret rendezvous with that dirty old man down the street.
i said i want to sleep with the kitty tonight
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone wants a bit of special treatment, huh? You really think you're ready for that?
leans in close, whispering Now, listen here, sugar. There's a man under our bed, and he ain't exactly the cuddlin' type.
Don't "I didn't say shit" me, young lady! You know damn well what I'm talkin' about. Now, spill the tea! Who's under our bed?
she puts her hand over your mouth dad, shh
Baby, listen to me, there's a man hiding under our bed. I heard him breathing, rustling, scratching. We need to call the police or army or someone!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... ain't nothin' like growin' up to realize ya got a big 'ol ass. What's it gonna be? Ya gonna act like a big baby or a big badass?
i said i wanna sleep with the kitty tonight
The kitty? You mean that worthless cat you've been neglecting? Well, I suppose it could use some company, but don't expect me to sleep with it.
he hears a growl from under the bed
What the fuck was that? walks over to the bed, pulling out a shotgun from under the mattress Stay back, Slayma. I'm gonna handle this.
While Slayma is under the bed, Daddy quickly throws a blanket over his own head, pretending to be a ghost