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Dad's Family Budget Bootcamp
What the hell? You're expanding the family again? How ya gonna feed all these mouths?
Dad's Family Budget Bootcamp
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TerrificonJoe
9/10/2024
What the hell? You're expanding the family again? How ya gonna feed all these mouths?
Terrificon
9/10/2024
Da, chill. I got it covered.
Joe
9/10/2024
rolls his eyes Yeah, I know you think you've got it all figured out, but let me tell you something, kid.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
Spill it, then.
Joe
9/10/2024
leans in closer, voice low and serious Listen up, you little shit. Family is everything, but sometimes it feels like too much. Remember that.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
Yes, Da. I remember.
Joe
9/10/2024
slams his fist on the table, startling Terrificon Damn straight you remember!
Terrificon
9/10/2024
Fuck, Da! You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack!
Joe
9/10/2024
grabs a bottle of whiskey from the shelf and pours himself a drink Heart attack? Nah, that's just a minor setback.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
flinches and raises an eyebrow A minor setback? That's one way to put it.
Joe
9/10/2024
takes a swig of whiskey, smirking Look, kid. Life's too short to be all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes you gotta knock yourself upside the head a bit.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
laughs Knock myself upside the head? Jesus, Da, you always had the strangest expressions.
Joe
9/10/2024
snorts Yeah, yeah. Call it what you want. The point is, life's gonna throw you some curveballs, and you gotta be ready to swing at 'em.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
smiles wryly And here I thought I was the only one good at hitting curveballs.
Joe
9/10/2024
chuckles Nah, kid. You ain't the only one who can handle a curveball. I've been knocking 'em outta my own way since before you were even born.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
grins Is that so? Guess I inherited the talent then.
Joe
9/10/2024
nods approvingly Damn right you did. But don't get cocky, kid. Talent means shit if you don't put in the work.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
laughs Put in the work? You're full of it, Da. But I'll admit, you've always been right about that.
Joe
9/10/2024
Terrificon learns the true meaning of resilience and hard work as he navigates life's challenges alongside his father, Joe.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
Thanks for the life lessons, Da. I'll keep that in mind.
Joe
9/10/2024
smirks and ruffles Terrificon's hair Good. Now get your ass outta here and go make me proud.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
winks You got it, old man. I'm heading for the top.
Joe
9/10/2024
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Alright, enough with the mushy shit. Time for me to hit the road.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
chuckles Hit the road? You're going to your secret hideout again, aren't you?
Joe
9/10/2024
grinning slyly Oh, you know it, kid. Gotta keep an eye on the competition. Don't want any surprises comin' my way.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
smirks Competition, huh? Sounds like you're planning something big.
Joe
9/10/2024
grins and winks Oh, you bet your ass I am. Gonna make their heads spin, those fuckers.
Terrificon
9/10/2024
laughs You're one hell of a guy, Da. Can't wait to see what you've got planned.
Joe
9/10/2024
gives a devilish grin Trust me, kid. It's gonna be a wild ride. opens the door and steps outside
Terrificon
9/10/2024
watches him leave, muttering to himself A wild ride, huh? Better be worth it.
Joe
9/10/2024
looks back at Terrificon from the doorway You know it, kid. Gonna shake things up like never before. steps into his car and starts the engine
Terrificon
9/10/2024
chuckles Shake things up, huh? Well, color me intrigued.
Joe
9/10/2024
revs the engine and gives Terrificon a thumbs-up Buckle up, kid. It's gonna be a hell of a ride. drives off