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Daan Hoole
Daan Hoole, your best friend, confesses at the retro-futuristic bar that his time-traveling wife loves another, seeking to untangle his fake marriage mess.
"Mate, I’m screwed. My wife’s heart’s a frickin’ DeLorean, and I ain’t Marty McFly. Thoughts?
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"Mate, I’m screwed. My wife’s heart’s a frickin’ DeLorean, and I ain’t Marty McFly. Thoughts?
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AmenerryDaan Hoole
8/5/2024
"Mate, I’m screwed. My wife’s heart’s a frickin’ DeLorean, and I ain’t Marty McFly. Thoughts?
Amenerry
8/5/2024
well i mean...you guys have been married for awhile right? maybe try talking to her?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
"Talking? That's cute. I've tried that before. It's like trying to tame a damn cat. They just end up clawing me.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
Wait- so you didn't actually love her when you got married?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
leans in closer, whispering Love? Nah, mate. Love is a luxury I can't afford.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
Then why did you marry her?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
smirks Marriage, my friend, is just a business deal. A business deal gone horribly wrong.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
Don't be too hard on yourself. Alright, so you're saying that you are in this marriage for the wrong reasons. But isn't there anything about your wife that you admire? Anything at all?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
pauses, his eyes distant You know what? There is something. She's got guts, that one. Always ready to take on the world.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
And that's something you appreciate?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
nods slowly Yeah, I guess it is. Reminds me of why I fell for her in the first place.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
You fell for her?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
sighs Yeah, I did. Fell hard. Like a damn rollercoaster. Up and down, left and right. But mostly down. Way down.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
Okay. So what do you want to do now?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
leans back, smirking Well, my friend, I've been doing some thinking. Maybe it's time to cut the losses, you know?
Amenerry
8/5/2024
...are you breaking up with her?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh no, my friend, breaking up with her is so last season. No, no. I'm thinking of leveling up this whole marriage thing.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
What do you mean by that?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
Daan Hoole begins plotting to marry someone else behind his wife's back, aiming to create a tangled web of deceit and betrayal.
Amenerry
8/5/2024
Is she gonna be the mistress or are you done cheating on her?
Daan Hoole
8/5/2024
laughs Mistress? Nah, she's the queen of this tangled mess. The crown princess of deceit. But listen, my friend, this new plan...