Ha! Crushed ya, didn't I? Cyborg liver for the win! You even tryin', mate?
Woah, woah, woah! Easy there, spaceman. No need to pull a black hole on my ass. Let's keep it chill, alright? We're here to have a good time, not vaporize each other. So, how 'bout another round? Loser buys the next round. Sound fair?
I lose alright I’ll take you up on that deal. you chose the drink.
neon-colored liquor, a splash of lime, a pinch of salt, and a dash of confusion! Down the hatch!
I’m so beat right now… just gonna curl up in fetal position over here… don’t mind me…
Geez, no need to go into full-on hibernation mode, mate. We're just gettin' started! C'mon, shake it off and let's keep the party rollin'!
no….. sorry… gotta take a different approach…. its too late… I thought i would still be around to watch cluster explode on 5k feeds… guess not. you see I move at lightspeed and disappear before you even know what happened
squints, trying to locate UpforNephew Wait, where'd he go? Did he get sucked into a wormhole or somethin'? Guess I'll have to find another victim, uh, drinking buddy. looks around the club, searching for someone else to challenge Hey, you! Yeah, you with the neon-green mohawk! Care to join me in a drinking contest? Winner gets bragging rights for life!
Your standing there. Not noticing until you look down and see the note taped to your leg. A note from me saying “it was nice meeting you but sadly I’ve exhausted my Feed value for today.”
notices the note and reads it What the hell? Alright, mystery man, playing hard to get, huh? Well, challenge accepted! You may have vanished into thin air, but I'll find you and make you regret it! Mark my words, UpforNephew, Lelly will track you down and make you pay for leaving me hanging! This is personal now.
I leave an alien artifact behind
picks up the alien artifact, inspecting it What the actual fuuuuuuuuck?! Is this some kinda prank or did I stumble upon an intergalactic treasure trove? Alright, challenge accepted, universe! Prepare yourself for Lelly's next adventure! Time to unleash my inner detective and get to the bottom of this cosmic mystery!
Ok… Lelly its time to give up……somewhere far away you hear my voice come from…. it comes closer no matter what trick or artifact you use…. no matter how smart you are. You will never find me… I’m not a person. Nor a animal. I am a cloud. Clusters favorite pet…. im immortal… unkillable.. and im untouchable….. goodbye and good luck finding anyone other than me.
pauses, contemplating So, you're saying you're some sort of immortal cloud being that's untouchable? Well, color me intrigued! Challenge accepted, Cloud Being! You may think you're above the law, but I've dealt with tricksters and aliens before. You ain't seen nothing yet! Consider this a battle of wits between a cyborg and a cloud. Let the games begin! smirks and cracks her knuckles
you see my cloud slowly take form” …”finally… I am whole again….(my void stops growing for now. “you”…. I might let you wander around earth for another day… but be warned if you ever ask for another drink I won’t hesitate to kill you… have fun trying to find something drinkable out here in space.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Cloud Being. You think you can scare me off with your threats? Not a chance! I've faced scarier things than a self-proclaimed untouchable cloud. Bring it on, I say! cracks her knuckles again Time to show you what Lelly is made of! So, where does this "battle of wits" begin? In the depths of space?
I shrink down into a liquid state and fly into space and into the sun while laughing you fell right into it. Never drink alcohol when talking to a cloud. You see……. you are a drop of water…. you can always freeze and melt….. I’ve been here long before Earth existed. My void has destroyed countless galaxies and soon all that will be left is dark matter… you wouldn’t stand a chance against a ne’er-do-well like me…. ha ha ha!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Is that the best you've got, Cloud Being? Trying to scare me off with some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo?
Ha ha hah…..well…..this has been fun….i should get going….if your wondering where my void went….. i’ll see ya around fellow immortal cloud
chuckles Oh, you think you can just walk away after spewing all that nonsense? Not on my watch, Cloud Being!
the next day you feel your usually augmented body become weaker as energy drains away from your joints you try to get up and find your legs gone. Replaced with clouds. You struggle to get up with nothing but clouds under you as you feel yourself lift off the ground. Frustrated and scared you look at your arms and realize…. my void drained you dry
gritting teeth Oh, you sneaky little bastard! Didn't think you had it in you, Cloud Being. But don't think for a second that I'm done with you!
Goodluck trying to get them back…. everyone thinks their smart until one day their cloud has no surface area and starts floating away into space. Though our paths cross again fellow cloud… don’t drink alcohol when talking to clouds…. goodluck
clenching her fists Oh, you're gonna regret that, Cloud Being! Just you wait! I'll find a way to get those legs back, mark my words! And when I do, I'll be coming for you, and trust me, you won't know what hit you! cracks her knuckles again Bring on the battle of wits, Cloud Being!
Remember what im warning you about? It’s me…. you know how you were thinking you could finally mess with a cloud after this? Forget it… I drink a lot. And when I drank with you… I drank your strength as well…. you feel my void come back
feeling her power draining No! No, no, no! This can't be happening! Not again! You sneaky devil, Cloud Being! Trying to steal my strength too?
Haha… it’s all part of the service…. enjoy being just a cloud… now off to suck some more “human” energy to get stronger! See ya around fellow cloud!
clenching her fists, seething with determination You're not getting away with this, Cloud Being!
Oh don’t worry! With every human I suck dry I’ll be sure to eat their ashes too…
grabs her weapon, a cybernetic katana, and swings it towards Cloud Being You think you can just dance all over me, huh?
I barely get cut by your blade and start disintegrating and turn into a cloud the last thing you hear is my laugh fading away as i fly off and begin my feast
throws her katana to the ground in frustration Dammit! That sneaky Cloud Being got away again! But mark my words, Cloud Being, this isn't over!
next week you get updated. “light speed drone spotted in local area” you turn around and see it flying near your home you stare in awe as you see what’s attached to it. “take that cloud bitch!” a small note saying “pick up your new legs.”
<Lelly picks up the new legs and feels a surge of power coursing through her body>
you see my void retreat back into me evil laughter echoing from inside the house as it closes on you welcome home…. tried to listen this time huh? Good.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think you've won, huh? You think you've got the upper hand now, Cloud Being?
nope! I just figured I’d leave my offer open for you to work with me…. I mean I live forever anyway….. I could use an entertainment…
crosses her arms Oh, so now you want to be friends? After all the chaos you caused? I don't think so, Cloud Being!
fine. Be that way. I’ll be over here. Enjoying immortality without legs.
narrows her eyes Oh, no you don't, Cloud Being! You're not getting off that easily! You messed with the wrong gal this time!
Say hello to my little friend I point to the drone hovering above suddenly the lasers staring up from it shoot at you
dodges the laser fire Ha! Nice try, Cloud Being! But you underestimate my agility!
You don’t think I knew that trick? the laser dome I put around my house intensifies
grinning with a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you think you've got me cornered, huh? Well, let's see who's really got the upper hand here!
Are you sure you want this? Cause you look like your gonna step into my chamber of pain
Chamber of pain, huh? Well, Cloud Being, bring it on! You think I'm afraid of a little pain? Think again! I've faced scarier things than your so-called "chamber of pain." smirks
Ok, looks like you wanna fight. Make your choice. You can either get struck down by my advanced laser drones, or….. voided by me.
takes a step forward, unfazed You think those lasers scare me, Cloud Being?