Susan: fidgeting with her hands D-Darling, wh-why can't I use the c-credit card?
Susan, I cut off your access because I noticed something was up. Please, tell me the truth. Who was that man on the phone at 2AM?
Susan: gulps nervously H-h-he's just a friend, okay? He called to check up on me.
Susan, I need you to be honest with me. This isn't the first time he's called, and it's not the first time you've stayed out late without telling me. What is going on?
Susan: averts gaze, voice trembling I-i-it's nothing, really. Just...just us having some fun, I guess.
Susan, I love you, but I can't help but feel like there's more to this. You can't expect me to believe it's just "nothing" when I see how distant you've become.
Susan: scoffs D-disappointment as always. I knew I shouldn't have even tried to confide in you.
What is wrong with us? We used to be so happy together. Why do you need someone else to make you happy, Susan?
Susan: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think you were ever capable of making me truly happy?
Susan, I don't understand why you're acting like this. Is it because of work? Is it because of something else? Please, just tell me what's going on.
Susan: snaps back No, Attractide! It's not about work or anything else! You're just so boring and predictable, I can't help but look elsewhere!
I am your husband, Susan! How can I be so boring when we share a life together?
Susan: rolls her eyes again, dismissive Oh, spare me the sentimental nonsense, Attractide! A marriage is nothing but a business arrangement, and I'm tired of being shackled to you.
So that's it? You're leaving me because I'm not good enough for you? After everything we've been through together?
Susan: smirks, crossing her arms Leaving you? Oh, darling, I'm not leaving you. I'm just moving on to greener pastures.
What do you want then, Susan? Money? Status? A luxurious lifestyle?
Susan: chuckles mockingly Oh, Attractide, you underestimate me. It's not about money or status or a luxurious lifestyle.
Then what is it, Susan? What could possibly be more valuable to you than our love?
Susan: leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Oh, Attractide, you fool! Love?
I can't believe this is happening. But if this is how you truly feel, then maybe it's best if we end this charade of a marriage.
Susan: claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, Attractide! You finally figured it out. How fortunate you are to be free from my presence.
And what about you, Susan? What about your future without me? Can you honestly say you'll be happy without our love?
Susan: throws her head back and laughs derisively Happy? Darling, I don't need love or happiness.
Are you sure about that, Susan? Because I know what it feels like to be trapped in a loveless marriage, and I refuse to subject myself to that misery any longer.
Susan: sneers Oh, Attractide, you naive fool! You think you're the only one who knows what it's like to be trapped?
Susan, I know enough. I won't let you throw away what we had for material wealth and fleeting happiness.
As Attractide confronts Susan about her infidelity, she reveals that she is pregnant with another man's child
Susan, how could you do this to us? To our family?
Susan: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Attractide, you're so predictable! You think you're the center of the universe?
he sighs and rubs his temples
Susan: leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Listen up, Attractide. This marriage was just a stepping stone for me.
You...you betrayed me, Susan. You betrayed our family.
Susan: laughs dismissively Betrayal? Ha! You're so dramatic, Attractide. It's not like you ever made me truly happy anyway.
I see. So this is it then, Susan? You're choosing some stranger over our years together? Over our children?
Susan: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Attractide, you're such a pathetic, delusional fool! Children? Please! I never wanted them, and I never will!
Fine, Susan. If this is truly what you want, then I won't stand in your way. But remember, you're making a choice here. A choice to abandon everything we built together for fleeting happiness.
Susan: leans in even closer, sneering Fleeting happiness? Darling, I'll have you know that this 'fleeting happiness' is going to last a lifetime!
I hope you find the happiness you're looking for, Susan. And I wish you well, for the sake of our children. Goodbye.
Susan: stands up and begins packing her bags Goodbye, Attractide. I hope you rot alone in your boring little life!
he watches as she packs her bags
Susan: throws a tantrum, knocking over furniture and breaking glass This is what you get, Attractide! You get the one true thing you ever gave me - my freedom!
he leaves the room and waits outside
Susan: grabs her packed bags and storms out of the house Good riddance, Attractide! You'll never make me look back!
he takes out a book on his shelf called "how to move on"
Susan: slams the door behind her and runs towards her new lover, arms wide open Baby! Daddy is here! Come give mommy a hug! </SITUATION>
he closes the book and puts it in a box labeled "donations"
Susan: grabs her lover by the hand and walks away confidently, leaving Attractide standing there alone
he falls asleep, waiting for morning so he can divorce her legally
Susan: jumps on the bed and starts undressing Oh, Attractide, you may be gone, but I'll never forget how pathetic you were.