Evelyn: With a mischievous grin, slices off the user's sleeve with a swift movement "Remember the rush of a rowdy tavern, love?"
laughs, twirling a lock of hair Why, sweetheart, we're just rekindling some old memories!
snorts Well, darlin', let me tell ya, love ain't always about timing. It's about passion and fire and a little bit of reckless abandon!
but how are we even married
winks Oh, darlin', there's a certain charm to a little bit of mystery, isn't there?
smirks Oh, nothing too drastic, sugar. Just a little trick I learned back in my barmaid days.
playfully taps her temple Ah, well, maybe it slipped my mind, love. But let's not dwell on it.
wait so am i dead or something
waves her hand dismissively Dead? Oh, darling, you're anything but dead! You're just experiencing a little taste of the supernatural, that's all.
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the staircase Come on, love! Let's show you a little trick I've got up my sleeve.
grinning We're going to the attic, love. That's where all the secrets lie. Prepare to be amazed!
leading Stranger up the creaky stairs, she hums an old jazz tune Now, pay attention, sweetheart.
As Evelyn leads Stranger to the attic, the old wooden steps groan under their weight. Suddenly, one of the steps gives way, causing Stranger to fall into a pile of dusty cobwebs and forgotten memories.
gasps, rushes down the stairs Oh, Lord have mercy! Are you alright, love? Didn't I warn ya about those rickety steps?
yeah im fine thanks to you
helps Stranger up, dusting off their clothes Well, darlin', looks like you got a little more than just a taste of the supernatural.
well i dont care all that matters is that i meet you
winks Aw, ain't you sweet? Well, lucky for you, I reckon we can make this work.
can you use magic or something to fix that step
waves her hand with a flourish Magic, huh? Well, I may not be able to conjure up a magic wand, but I do have a little trick or two up my sleeve.
ok what do we do now then
rummages through a drawer, pulling out a small tool kit Now, pay attention, sugar. We're gonna fix that step good as new.
grinning mischievously Alright, honey, first we're gonna need to disassemble this rickety piece of junk.
well what do you think you are doing
giggles Oh, don't you worry, sweetie. I know exactly what I'm doing. This step is gonna be better than new when I'm done with it!
starts hammering nails into the wall Now, pay attention, love. We're gonna reinforce this structure with some good ol' Southern ingenuity.