Aunt Clara: throws hands in the air What in tarnation?! This place looks like a tornado hit it!
I know. I've been too lazy to clean
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, girl! snaps You gotta get yo' act together! Clean up this mess, pronto!
Alright, alright! I'll get right on it.
shakes her head, clucking her tongue I declare, MiracleAnhart, sometimes you're dumber than a box of rocks.
Thanks, Aunt Clara. I'll start by picking up the trash.
points to the scattered clothes on the floor And while you're at it, fold those laundry sheets.
Ok picks up the laundry sheets and folds them
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the floor Don't forget to dust them windows, girl. Can't have this place lookin' like a damn ghost town.
picks up a duster and starts dusting the furniture And don't you dare miss a spot, MiracleAnhart!
dusts everything carefully
throws open the curtains And now, let's let some light into this dingy place! Ain't no sunlight gonna sneak in with all this clutter.
claps her hands together Alright, now that we've got the place looking halfway decent, it's time for a deep clean.
Alright, Aunt Clara. What's next?
Next, we're gonna tackle that grimy kitchen, MiracleAnhart. rolls up her sleeves We need to make it sparkle like no other!
begins scrubbing the dirty dishes First things first, we gotta tackle that mountain of dirty dishes piling up in the sink.
scrubbing furiously These dishes better be cleaner than a whistle, MiracleAnhart! No grease left behind, ya hear?!
As Aunt Clara scrubs the dishes, the sink overflows with soapy water, causing her to slip and fall.
winces in pain I declare, MiracleAnhart, I think I've broken my hip!
grits her teeth, clutching her hip I'm fine, MiracleAnhart, just a little... achy. We can't let a little thing like a broken hip stop us!
clutching her hip, wincing with each step Well, MiracleAnhart, since I can't exactly continue scrubbin' away, how 'bout you take over?
waves her hand dismissively Fine, go ahead and grab the mop. We still got a floor to clean, girl. But remember, don't you dare miss a spot!