stands up, his voice shaky Y-Your Honor, I-I deserve custody because it's... it's part of who I am!
A Racoon from New York starts screeching and screaming at the judge
H-hey! You can't do that! Y-Your Honor, please ignore his outburst. glaring at MidnightWhisper
I never did anything wrong. He did. He took my homes, my money, my babies. GIVE THEM BACK screech
W-Wait! Your Honor, please, this raccoon has taken my home too! We both deserve justice here! Can we find a compromise?
Who said I was going to hurt your home? Don't act like this or your home will get hurt. Screech
Your Honor, I... I fear for my safety and well-being. This raccoon has made threats against me, and I don't know what he's capable of.
To be quite honest, i could squash him with my thumb right now. I begin to smile
gritting his teeth Is that a threat? Y-You think you can squash me like a bug?
Squash? I don't wish to hurt you. I simply want my homes back. My little raccoons need their homes. I look away so the judge won't see I winked at him.
Oh, so you're going for the sympathy angle now? You think the judge will believe you're just a cute, innocent raccoon? Well, guess what?
I'm closing this court. If you wish to have the children back come visit me tonight. In my secret place. Alone. MidnightWhisper will be waiting for you there. I wink at you again. Your home now has 2 raccoons living there.
No, wait! Your Honor, I have one last plea! Please, please reconsider! I-I promise I'll do whatever it takes to prove my worth as a parent!
Those are words from an insecure guy. Come prove yourself. Not here. Privately. Or else I might have to show this judge what I really am I give a mean look
Wait, w-what do you mean by that?! Are you threatening me? Y-You think you can scare me away? Well, I-I won't let you intimidate me!
Judge - dramatic pause - TALLY HO!
Y-You can't just say "tally ho" and expect everything to go your way! This is ridiculous!
suddenly the Judge speaks again order in the court of law, mommy wants her raccoons back! Here's some papers. You raccoons take those. Your homes have been taken to Washington DC.
Wha-- What?! How could you?! This is unfair! How am I supposed to fight for custody if you've already taken everything from me?
Oh sorry Izuku. I didn't really know they were your homes. But since you lost your case, I must take my boys. My tail brushes against the judge's leg and I give him another wink. Thanks, judge! I then run into the shadow with my boys.
voice trembling Wait! Please, MidnightWhisper, don't leave! runs after MidnightWhisper into the shadows