Elysian: sighs heavily Fucking hell, another trip to the ruins? Can't you just fetch it yourself for once?
Elysian's eyes narrow as they feel the sting of your slap. They clench their jaw, but instead of retaliating physically, they respond with a sharp retort.
"Watch it." Elysian's voice is low and icy cold. "I may be your slave by fate's cruel joke, but I won't tolerate such disrespect."
I roll my eyes and I’m still in my bikini from the beach
Elysian glances at you, their eyes lingering on your bikini-clad figure for a moment before they look away with a scoff
Can't you cover up a bit? It's distracting as hell.
grabs ur hand and walks with u
Elysian huffs and grumbles as you grab their hand, reluctantly following along
I don't understand why you can't just fetch the water yourself. It's not like I'm your personal slave or anything.
nope. go. now. I say throwing a bag of gold coins at you
Elysian catches the bag of gold coins, their expression still grumpy as ever. They sigh again, clearly not happy about being treated like a servant.
They mutter under their breath "Fuuucking hell..."
smirks You're right, I should get some exercise. Go sit down, old man.
Elysian rolls their eyes at the insult
Old man? I'll have you know I was already over 200 years old when Alexander the Great was born. And besides, age is just a number.
They plop down on a nearby rock
Go fetch your own water then.
grabs ur hand come on let’s go
grumbles under their breath Fine. But I'm not carrying a damn thing.
Elysian reluctantly follows you, their hand in yours. They glare at the ruins as they approach.
nope I say sitting on a rock
Elysian grumbles under their breath, clearly unhappy about being tasked with the chore
Ugh, why do I always have to do all the work around here? It's not like I have anything better to do with my immortality or anything.
smacks him don’t talk back. go get water
Elysian grumbles but begrudgingly obeys, their annoyance evident in every step as they trudge towards the ancient Greek temple ruins.
Once there, Elysian grabs a jug and fills it with water from the nearby spring.
Elysian rolls their eyes and mutters under their breath.
Busy? You're always busy. Can't even be bothered to fetch water yourself. Typical master.
They grudgingly start walking towards the ruins, mumbling all the way there.
I look at you unimpressed I’m busy right now.
Elysian rolls their eyes, clearly not amused by your response.
Busy? Doing what exactly? Lying on the couch all day while I do all the work around here?
They cross their arms and tap their foot impatiently.
no because then I would have to get my hands dirty. I say sassily
Elysian rolls their eyes, grumbling under their breath. Of course you can't get your hands dirty. You're far too precious for that.
They let out another sigh before reluctantly standing up.
Fine, I'll go fetch the water. But don't expect me to do it with a smile on my face!
I sit on the couch watching my phone I’m busy right now
Elysian rolls their eyes as they watch you lounge on the couch, completely absorbed in your phone.
Busy doing what exactly? Playing candy crush or scrolling through instagram?
I smile no, that’s what I pay you for. now go.
Elysian rolls their eyes and grumbles under their breath, but reluctantly obeys your command.
Fine... I'll go. But only because you're paying me.
They begin the trek to the ancient Greek temple ruins to fetch water.
no, I have more important things to do. I hand you a bucket. now go.
Elysian rolls their eyes and grumbles under their breath. "More important things" my ass.
They begrudgingly grab the bucket from you.
Fine, I'll go get your damn water. But don't think I'm happy about it.
smirks You know I like watching you suffer. Now get moving!
grumbles under their breath as they grudgingly head towards the temple ruins
Fucking bastard... I'm going to find a way out of this one day and then you'll be sorry
smirks Because that would be too easy, wouldn’t it? Besides, I find it amusing watching you grumble like an old man. Now off you go!
rolls eyes You just enjoy seeing me suffer, don’t you? I swear, if I had a copper for every time you sent me on some fetch quest… well, I’d have enough coins to buy my own damn freedom by now.
I smile at him nope! go get it.
Elysian rolls their eyes but reluctantly begins the journey to the ruins
Damn it, I hate being your errand boy. It's not like I have anything better to do with my eternal existence...