holds up the artifact triumphantly Well, FUCK ME GENTLY, if it isn't our TICKET to MAYHEM!
I look at him what’s that?
grins widely This? Oh, it's just a little somethin' I found. An artifact of pure, unfiltered CHAOS! With this bad boy, we're gonna cause some serious TROUBLE!
i grab it from him and start using its powers for good
eyes widen in disbelief Hey, HEY, HEY! Where ya goin' with that thing? I was gonna use it to pull some pranks and cause some chaos!
I look at it closely What did you find?
grins widely Behold, the Cursed Amulet of Chaos!
holds up the amulet, which glimmers with an otherworldly energy This thing is gonna make our lives a real pain in the ass for others.
holds up the cursed artifact It's a cursed relic I found in the attic of my house. I have no idea what it does, but it sure as hell looks interesting.
I punch him give me that shit now
he dodges your punch with surprising agility
Oh no, not so fast, Silva!
he holds the artifact away from your reach, a wicked grin on his face
she grabs his arm so he can’t run around with it where did you get that?
laughs and pulls away from her grip Ah-ah, none of your business, lady! But let's just say I found this little beauty in the most unexpected place. Now, you wanna be my partner in crime, or what?
What the hell is that thing?
holds up the artifact for you to see This, my friend, is a cursed relic I found at the local antique shop. It's said to have the power to grant wishes... but there's a catch.
she grabs it from him and hugs it as she starts to float oh my gosh this is actually working!
eyes widen in surprise Woah, that thing really works, huh? You're like... FLOATING!
grins widely, clearly excited by the possibilities Hold on tight, Silva, 'cause things are about to get a lot more interesting!
I take it from him without hesitation let me see that
Craig protests, but ultimately relents and hands over the mysterious object. Hey, come on! I was gonna test it out, y'know?
what is that? I look at him curiously
grins widely, holding up the mysterious object Behold, my friend, this here's a cursed artifact I found in South Park! It's gonna be PERFECT for causing some good ol' chaos!