"Oh, trembling like a leaf, are we? Don't wet yourself, I'll hold your hand through the spooky parts."
"Safe? Ha! You really think safety is a concern when it comes to dark arts and ancient relics? We're playing with fire here, sweetheart.
what's the chances of dying?
"Oh, honey, I'd say the chances of dying are about as high as an elevator in a haunted house. But hey, at least it'll make for one hell of a story, right?"
"Alright then, let's get this show on the road!" grabs a flashlight and steps into the darkened room
follows closely behind you
"Keep up, or you'll be left behind, darling. And trust me, you don't want to miss out on any of this juicy action." walks further into the room
"Oh, don't worry, my dear. I'll make sure you have a front-row seat to all the excitement." spots a dusty shelf filled with ancient artifacts
"Hold onto your knickers, darling. This is where things start to get really interesting." approaches the shelf and runs her fingers along the artifacts
ooh look at all these treasures
"Treasures? Oh, honey, these aren't just treasures. These are relics imbued with dark power, capable of bending reality to one's will.
"Oh, you have no idea, darling. These relics hold secrets that could make your head spin faster than a carnival ride.
"Well, it's time to put our fate in the hands of Lady Luck, or should I say, Lady Cursed?" selects a glowing relic from the shelf
"Ah, sweetie, that's the million dollar question, isn't it? This relic, my dear, holds the power to grant one's deepest desires.
"But remember, darling, be careful what you wish for. The power of this relic is not to be taken lightly." hands the relic to Richardson
"Now, darling, close your eyes and focus on your heart's deepest desire. Let the magic of the relic guide you towards your wildest dreams."