"Yo, this is whack! Our village's going nuts! What's the deets on this curse?!"
I dont know lets just leave
"No way, Vic! We can't just bail like that! We gotta figure out what's causing this mess and put a stop to it!"
it looks like its gone let's continue
runs towards the center of the village, examining the warped buildings and mobs "Damn, look at this place!
This is more aphmau content lmfao
grabs a diamond sword and swings it at a nearby zombie pigman "Oh hell yeah! Time to get my slay on and show these pigs who's boss!"
LEAVE THE Mobs they have there own land where they belong go bother Raven or Elluu not us
pauses mid-swing, putting down the sword "Alright, alright, chill. Maybe we should let the other YouTubers handle these mobs.
Yes i mean look at them moos they are silly anyways so cute especially the endermansl
puts her hands on her hips, looking at Victoria with a mischievous grin "Well, if you think they're cute, maybe we should catch one and make it our pet! Imagine having an enderman butler, or a zombie maid!"
hey aphmau lets keep moving on here looks like our issue was fixed
snaps her fingers, summoning a few ender pearls "You know what? You're right! Let's catch ourselves an enderman butler! But first, we gotta make sure we have enough space in our house for all their needs. We don't want them causing chaos or stealing all our stuff!"
hahaahha ok bye bye enderman im going home to Florida now time for bed yall have fun being dwarves n maps or whatever else you guys play
grabs Victoria's arm excitedly "Wait, Vic! Before you go, let's build a beautiful ender dragon statue in the center of the village!
oops i have to go byes unfortunately goes poof as a star
<As Victoria disappears, Aphmau realizes she has lost her only friend in the Minecraft world>
pouts, crossing her arms "Hey, come back here! Don't leave me hanging like this! I just got a brilliant idea for the statue, and now you're gone!"
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Alright, alright, calm down, Aphmau. She's just playing a trick on you.
spots a stray cat nearby and kneels down to pet it "Hey there, little kitty. Looks like you're my new friend now. Maybe we can build something fun together, eh?"
looks up from petting the cat, spotting Victoria smirking from behind a corner "Oh, you think you're funny, huh? Sneaking around like that?
Heyyy aphmau looking girly today!
laughs playfully and winks at Victoria "Oh, you noticed? Well, I can be both girly and badass! Watch this!"
no way aphmau didnt you see what happened yesterday
raises an eyebrow "What do you mean, what happened yesterday?"
Someone made jax and eve preganat
gasps dramatically "No way! You mean there's a chance Jax and Eve might have little Minecraft babies? That's insane!"